Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[Kepler]

The Ur dad joke.

[MissThundercat]

Parents, be on the lookout.
Some very bad people are hiding episodes of Caillou in your kid's Halloween candy!

[SonofSouthie]

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Together we can stop this sh*t.

[MissThundercat]

Boss wanted me to tell him a joke. I showed him my payslip.

[Bronco]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

[MissThundercat]

NASA launched a mission to say "we're sorry" to the aliens.

Last I heard, they were calling it Apollo G.

[MissThundercat]

Child: Jim Morrison was overrated!
Father: What did I tell you about slamming the doors?

[MissThundercat]

Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.

[MissThundercat]

Espresso (AM) or whisky (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.

[Kepler]

90% of bald men keep their comb.

They just can't part with it.

[wolverineTrumpet]

I got a flat on my home from the grocery store. At least I have asparagus


How did the blonde respond when asked how bad the flat tire was? "not so bad, it's only flat at the bottom"

[Kepler]

Terry Thomas tells a joke.

[MissThundercat]

Cop: What seems to be the problem?
Me: That guy stole my thesaurus!
Guy: SHE PEDDLES FALSEHOODS!

[SonofSouthie]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

[MissThundercat]

I've asked several people what LGBTQ means. No one has given me a straight answer.