Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[MissThundercat]

1. There are two wolves inside of you. The furry convention is going well.

2. There are two wolves inside of you. Please see a doctor; the recommended amount of wolves is ZERO.

3. Actually, there are six wolves inside of you. One's a b-tch, one's a child, one's a child, one's a mother, one's a sinner, and the other one's a saint.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

1. There are two wolves inside of you. The furry convention is going well.

2. There are two wolves inside of you. Please see a doctor; the recommended amount of wolves is ZERO.

3. Actually, there are six wolves inside of you. One's a b-tch, one's a child, one's a child, one's a mother, one's a sinner, and the other one's a saint.

Seen that wolf meme floating around a lot lately. Cons seem to love it, which makes perfect sense since their black & white worldview is constitutionally incapable of understanding nuance and shades of grey. Thanks for the laugh.

[MissThundercat]

Seen that wolf meme floating around a lot lately. Cons seem to love it, which makes perfect sense since their black & white worldview is constitutionally incapable of understanding nuance and shades of grey. Thanks for the laugh.

There are two wolves inside of me. One is adult ADHD and the other is generalized anxiety. Wait, they're teaming up. And now they're kicking my ***.

[HuskyDut]

I got sick of my wife criticizing my poor sense of direction so I packed up all my stuff and right.

[Kepler]

Why does Peter Pan fly?

He never lands.




















That joke never gets old.

[MissThundercat]

My body is not a temple; it's a punk show bathroom.

[Kepler]

Who says AI doesn't have a sense of humor?

[MissThundercat]

How much did Santa pay to park on the roof?

Nothing, it was on the house!

[joecct]

If I had $0.50 for every math exam I failed, I'd have $8.40.

It's a shame nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a radio and it says "built in antenna".

Last one (I promise)
What's the difference between Iron Man & Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys.
Aluminum Man foils their plans.

[state of hockey]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

[SonofSouthie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

[RENCEB]

Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym. It's a little fit bunny......

[Kepler]

Elton John brought his pet rabbit to the gym. It's a little fit bunny......

Not like how he lost his first pet in the tornado. A panda in the wind.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I asked my SO if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.

She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."

[SonofSouthie]

Good a place as any for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pulE3bag6X4