Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[St. Clown]

How did Jesus get into such great shape?

CrossFit

[wolverineTrumpet]

I have a pet manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It's a habitat for Hugh Manatee

[St. Clown]

Que?

It was a bad joke, and I messed up the wording.

[St. Clown]

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

[MissThundercat]

Good job looking at your phone, keep it up!

Que?

[St. Clown]

Good job looking at your phone, keep it up!

[MissThundercat]

I'm not a former gifted kid; I'm still gifted! Put me in 4th grade again and I'll annihilate them all like last time!

[burd]

Jack Benny (somebody's dad?): "I'm very honest. If another comedian has a bad show, I'm the first to admit it."

[MissThundercat]

Of course, I'm pro-trans.

I didn't practice this much to stay an amateur trans.

[wolverineTrumpet]

If you forget to pay for your exorcism, will you be repossesed?

[LynahFan]

My kids are absolutely cackling at these lately:

knock-knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
Don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke!


knock-knock
who’s there?
says
says who?
says ME, that’s who!

[MissThundercat]

My clothes are gay. They came out of the closet this morning.

[MissThundercat]

Most bald guys still own a comb.

They just can't part with it.

[MissThundercat]

Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.

McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.

*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*

Customer: What the...?

McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.

[wolverineTrumpet]

What rock group has 4 guys that can't sing?


Mt. Rushmore