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  • Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post

    who's there?
    Hike

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    • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

      Hike
      hike who?
      Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
      wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



      Arenas visited:
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      • Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post

        hike who?
        Unsuspecting rube
        Slap waiting with bated breath
        Sets the perfect trap

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        • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

          Unsuspecting rube
          Slap waiting with bated breath
          Sets the perfect trap
          I am not a rube
          Though that is a funny joke
          Two can write haikus
          Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
          wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



          Arenas visited:
          7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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          • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

            Unsuspecting rube
            Slap waiting with bated breath
            Sets the perfect trap
            Grammar is so key
            Thanks for not writing "baited."
            Slap is my hero.
            If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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            • I was a trail runner.
              I pretty much trailed everybody.
              Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
              "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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              • Why are recycling bins so optimistic?

                They're full of cans
                Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



                Arenas visited:
                7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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                • Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
                  Why are recycling bins so optimistic?

                  They're full of cans
                  But my job crushing those cans is soda pressing.
                  Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
                  "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                  • Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium
                    Me: 0mg

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                    • What's green and sits outside?

                      Paddy O'Furniture
                      A bad cause requires many words.

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                      • At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

                        He replied: "No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?"
                        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                        "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                        "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                        • There was yet another knife attack at the China Buffet just down the road. I'm really getting tired of the wonton violence...
                          “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

                          Live Radio from 100.3

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                          • When a coworker learned I am autistic they asked if I take everything literally. I told them that’s kleptomaniacs.
                            the state of hockey is good

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                            • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

                              An irr-elephant.
                              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                              • NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

                                They're calling it the Apollo G.
                                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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