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  • Why don't werewolves ever know what time it is?

    Because they're not whenwolves.
    Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
    wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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    • I went to Cabela's looking for deer urine. I found it in aisle P.
      Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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      • I had a conversation with a dolphin once.
        I feel like we really clicked.
        Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
        wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



        Arenas visited:
        7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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        • I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
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          "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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          • Doctor tell his patient, I've got bad news and worse news.
            What's the bad news? You've got 48 hours to live.
            What's the worse news? I forgot to call you yesterday.
            A bad cause requires many words.

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            • Want to hear a joke about potassium?
              K

              Want to hear one about sodium and hydrogen?
              NaH


              I tell these jokes periodically
              Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
              wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



              Arenas visited:
              7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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              • I asked a German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

                He said no.
                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                  I asked a German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

                  He said no.
                  Is that irony? German friend answers in English and you hear him in German?

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                  • What rock group has 4 guys that can't sing?


                    Mt. Rushmore
                    Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                    wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



                    Arenas visited:
                    7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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                    • Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.

                      McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.

                      *From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*

                      Customer: What the...?

                      McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.
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                      "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                      • Most bald guys still own a comb.

                        They just can't part with it.
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                        • My clothes are gay. They came out of the closet this morning.
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                          • My kids are absolutely cackling at these lately:

                            knock-knock
                            who’s there?
                            boo
                            boo who?
                            Don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke!


                            knock-knock
                            who’s there?
                            says
                            says who?
                            says ME, that’s who!
                            If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                            • If you forget to pay for your exorcism, will you be repossesed?
                              Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                              wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



                              Arenas visited:
                              7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 Alaskan

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                              • Of course, I'm pro-trans.

                                I didn't practice this much to stay an amateur trans.
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                                "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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