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Why don't werewolves ever know what time it is?
Because they're not whenwolves.
Because they're not whenwolves.
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Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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I went to Cabela's looking for deer urine. I found it in aisle P.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adultComment
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I had a conversation with a dolphin once.
I feel like we really clicked.Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Doctor tell his patient, I've got bad news and worse news.
What's the bad news? You've got 48 hours to live.
What's the worse news? I forgot to call you yesterday.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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Want to hear a joke about potassium?
K
Want to hear one about sodium and hydrogen?
NaH
I tell these jokes periodically
Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (Tech, LSSU, NMU, Ferris, BGSU, Mankato, Bemidji), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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I asked a German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Is that irony? German friend answers in English and you hear him in German?Originally posted by St. Clown View PostComment
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What rock group has 4 guys that can't sing?
Mt. RushmoreOriginally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
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Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Most bald guys still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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My clothes are gay. They came out of the closet this morning.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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My kids are absolutely cackling at these lately:
knock-knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
Don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke!
knock-knock
who’s there?
says
says who?
says ME, that’s who!If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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If you forget to pay for your exorcism, will you be repossesed?Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (Tech, LSSU, NMU, Ferris, BGSU, Mankato, Bemidji), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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Of course, I'm pro-trans.
I didn't practice this much to stay an amateur trans.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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