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  • Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

    joke, joke, joooooooooooke
    Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
    wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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    • Didja hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?

      Well, well, well
      A bad cause requires many words.

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      • What world capital is the most annoying?

        Budapest
        It's always Hungary
        Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
        wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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        • I upgraded my car so it runs on herbs.

          Thyme travel is now possible.
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          • The other day, I happened across a very old episode of "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" which had Misty Copeland (one of the most famous ballerinas of all time) on as the guest. For one of the quizzes, they asked her questions about "Morris Dancing," which is basically an old English form of what we would call square dancing. Hilarious in and of itself, but one of the questions tickled my funny bone.

            Host: Which of these is an actual classic Morris dancing joke sure to get a laugh in Morris dancing circles?

            A - Three Morris dancers walk into a bar and immediately get thrown out because everybody hates Morris dance.
            B - Why did the Morris dancers cross the road? 'Cause they were being chased by a mob because everybody hates Morris dance.

            but the correct answer was:

            C - Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy the blind as well.

            Just makes me smile.
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            • Blackadder has a lot of Morris dancing jokes.
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              • Fun fact: traditional Morris dancing includes black face. Morris from Moorish.

                So... yeah.
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                • "What's your perfect date?"

                  "Year, month, date. I find other formats confusing."
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                  • I've asked several people what LGBTQ means. No one has given me a straight answer.
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                    • Wanna hear a dirty joke?

                      A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
                      A bad cause requires many words.

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                      • Cop: What seems to be the problem?
                        Me: That guy stole my thesaurus!
                        Guy: SHE PEDDLES FALSEHOODS!
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                        • Terry Thomas tells a joke.
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                          • I got a flat on my home from the grocery store. At least I have asparagus


                            How did the blonde respond when asked how bad the flat tire was? "not so bad, it's only flat at the bottom"
                            Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                            wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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                            • 90% of bald men keep their comb.

                              They just can't part with it.
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                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • Espresso (AM) or whisky (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.
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