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Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
joke, joke, joooooooooooke
joke, joke, joooooooooooke
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Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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Didja hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?
Well, well, wellA bad cause requires many words.Comment
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What world capital is the most annoying?
Budapest
It's always HungaryOriginally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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I upgraded my car so it runs on herbs.
Thyme travel is now possible.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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The other day, I happened across a very old episode of "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" which had Misty Copeland (one of the most famous ballerinas of all time) on as the guest. For one of the quizzes, they asked her questions about "Morris Dancing," which is basically an old English form of what we would call square dancing. Hilarious in and of itself, but one of the questions tickled my funny bone.
Host: Which of these is an actual classic Morris dancing joke sure to get a laugh in Morris dancing circles?
A - Three Morris dancers walk into a bar and immediately get thrown out because everybody hates Morris dance.
B - Why did the Morris dancers cross the road? 'Cause they were being chased by a mob because everybody hates Morris dance.
but the correct answer was:
C - Why do Morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy the blind as well.
Just makes me smile.If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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Blackadder has a lot of Morris dancing jokes.Cornell University
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Fun fact: traditional Morris dancing includes black face. Morris from Moorish.
So... yeah.Cornell University
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"What's your perfect date?"
"Year, month, date. I find other formats confusing."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I've asked several people what LGBTQ means. No one has given me a straight answer.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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Cop: What seems to be the problem?
Me: That guy stole my thesaurus!
Guy: SHE PEDDLES FALSEHOODS!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Terry Thomas tells a joke.Cornell University
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I got a flat on my home from the grocery store. At least I have asparagus
How did the blonde respond when asked how bad the flat tire was? "not so bad, it's only flat at the bottom"Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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90% of bald men keep their comb.
They just can't part with it.Cornell University
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Espresso (AM) or whisky (PM) may not solve all your problems, but either way, it's worth a shot.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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