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I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.
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Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
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I had to quit my job crushing pop cans. It was soda pressing.Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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I got a papercut attempting suicide.
It's a start.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
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If I tell a "dad joke" is it a faux Pa?
Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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Presumably, since You Are Not The Father.Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View PostCornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020Comment
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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Accurate. I'm the parent that had her parasite surgically removed.Originally posted by Kepler View Post
For some reason, people don't like when I refer to the c-section birth of my daughter that way.Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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How do flat-earthers travel?
On a planeOriginally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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Edgy.Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View PostCornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020Comment
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That one fell flat.Originally posted by Kepler View PostIf you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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Can February March? No, but April May.Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
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Diarrhea week starts Monday and it runs through Friday."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.Originally posted by St. Clown View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Customer: I'll have a Big Mac, please.
McDonald's employee: Here you go, ma'am.
*From the bag, you hear LISTEN TO THE WIND BLOW, WATCH THE SUNRISE... RUNNING FROM THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIES....*
Customer: What the...?
McDonald's employee: I'm sorry, ma'am. We accidentally gave you the Fleetwood Mac.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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