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    What do you call a goose family in Portugal?

    Portugeese.

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    Scientists got bored with watching the world turn, so they called it a day.
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      My dad (notorious punster) used this one on us when we were around 5-7 years old:

      (dad throws biodegradable scrap food into the bushes)

      kids: Don’t litter!
      dad: Don’t worry, a henway will get it.
      kids: What’s a henway?
      dad: About 3-4 pounds.

      Memory has stuck with me for ~45 years.


      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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