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  • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post

    Nah, the better flavor of that is:
    - invented virus
    - free testing (to collect DNA)
    - but you pay for the vaccine (and who's makin' the buck)
    Ah, the good old CIA offering vaccines in third world countries.
    "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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    • Originally posted by bronconick View Post

      Ah, the good old CIA offering vaccines in third world countries.
      < best former radio guy voice >

      We're playing the classics on Oldies CIA-'21 ...
      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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      • The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

        John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.
        Last edited by Kepler; 06-30-2021, 12:46 PM.
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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

          John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.
          Pfft. Facts. What do they know? My buddy that puts up drywall. He knows.
          I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

            John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.
            Enjoy.
            https://twitter.com/NetworksManager/...89113777008641
            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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            • Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

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              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

                https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal
                I mean yeah that one I get.
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                • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                  Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

                  https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal
                  jfc
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                    Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

                    https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal
                    I'll ask my duck and goose hunting friends to verify. (Or are they in on it?)
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                    • "All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie."

                      It's from a two year old joke on TikTok.
                      https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmFScnj/
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                      • Originally posted by aparch View Post
                        "All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie."

                        It's from a two year old joke on TikTok.
                        https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmFScnj/
                        A+ for, presumably, working the Chernobyl disaster into it.

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                        • An actual conspiracy.
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                          • We most definitely did NOT land on the moon.
                            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                            Originally posted by Quizmire
                            mns, this is why i love you.

                            Originally posted by Markt
                            MNS - forking genius.

                            Originally posted by asterisk hat
                            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                            Originally posted by hockeybando
                            I am a fan of MNS.

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                            • A Christian Neo-Hegelian anti-feminist anti-anti-racist homeopathic conspiracy theory against climate change.
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                              • My favorite conspiracy is still "everything will be okay."
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