Conspiracy Theories: JFK, RFK, and Stevie Wonder Can See!

[aparch]

"All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie."

It's from a two year old joke on TikTok.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmFScnj/

[The Sicatoka]

Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal

I'll ask my duck and goose hunting friends to verify. (Or are they in on it?)

[ScoobyDoo]

Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal

jfc

[Kepler]

Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal

I mean yeah that one I get.

[MissThundercat]

Then there's this. A further out there conspiracy says birds aren't real. They all died in 1986 and were replaced by surveillance drones.

https://thehill.com/changing-america...t-says-federal

[The Sicatoka]

The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.

Enjoy.
https://twitter.com/NetworksManager/...89113777008641

[Swansong]

The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.

Pfft. Facts. What do they know? My buddy that puts up drywall. He knows.

[Kepler]

The miracle of birth! A bouncing, baby conspiracy.

John McAfee tweeted he hid 31TB of secret files in the apartment of one of his 47 children at the Florida building that mysteriously collapsed.

[The Sicatoka]

Ah, the good old CIA offering vaccines in third world countries.

< best former radio guy voice >

We're playing the classics on Oldies CIA-'21 ...

[bronconick]

Nah, the better flavor of that is:
- invented virus
- free testing (to collect DNA)
- but you pay for the vaccine (and who's makin' the buck)

Ah, the good old CIA offering vaccines in third world countries.

[The Sicatoka]

Overheard from one of my favorite tin hats (nothing better than morning coffee in the small town cafe) ...

Lately all the gubmint talks about is vaccines and UFOs.

[The Sicatoka]

True. Gods were one legitimate pre-scientific hypothesis.

Science meets religion or religion meets science?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPv3j6y5zHU

[Kepler]

Well, the ones that formulated the stories... "Magic is science that you just don't understand yet" kind of mentality.

Modern religious DERPS are a special kind of stupid in my book. It's one thing to have religious beliefs. It's another to use said beliefs to dispel the modern world.

True. Gods were one legitimate pre-scientific hypothesis.

[RaceBoarder]

"Ancient people"?

Well, the ones that formulated the stories... "Magic is science that you just don't understand yet" kind of mentality.

Modern religious DERPS are a special kind of stupid in my book. It's one thing to have religious beliefs. It's another to use said beliefs to dispel the modern world.

[Kepler]

This does spur creativity, so I'll give them that.

I mean it's no different than ancient people using religion to explain what they don't understand.

"Ancient people"?