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  • Last week, I was sitting at the coffee shop in the Meijer where I work and we were talking about Colonial Pipeline. The barista, who I normally like, was saying it was caused by Biden. Another customer told her it was a hack (supposedly), and the barista responds with "that's what they want you to think." Urrgghhh....
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    • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
      There are no Hot Pockets. There are only Cold Pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself.

      DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES.
      My Earth Science teacher taught us there are no Cold Pockets, only Absence of Heat Pockets.
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      • My fuck that's backasswards
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        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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        • Saw a good one on TikTok earlier...

          The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus. The freedumb group is actively avoiding getting the vaccine.

          What if the government unleashes SuperCOVID, which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to? The government *wants* its good little soldiers who will listen to their every whim, so those who wore masks and are vaccinated are exactly who the government wants to keep.

          The freedumb people are exposing themselves to the government as being expendable by refusing the vaccine.
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          • Originally posted by aparch View Post
            Saw a good one on TikTok earlier...

            The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus. The freedumb group is actively avoiding getting the vaccine.

            What if the government unleashes SuperCOVID, which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to? The government *wants* its good little soldiers who will listen to their every whim, so those who wore masks and are vaccinated are exactly who the government wants to keep.

            The freedumb people are exposing themselves to the government as being expendable by refusing the vaccine.
            This makes perfect sense, since now that we are vaccinated, there is a SuperCOVID which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to.

            It's called COVID.
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

              My Earth Science teacher taught us there are no Cold Pockets, only Absence of Heat Pockets.
              Along that same line ... that thing that activates when you switch the wall switch is a darkness absorber.

              Flip the switch to power it and it absorbs what it can of the darkness in the room. It can't do a great job behind objects; it needs a straighter path to the darkness to absorb it. Turn the switch back off and the darkness leaks back out. Break the unit when activated and the darkness absorbed spills back into the room.
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              • Originally posted by aparch View Post
                Saw a good one on TikTok earlier...

                The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus.
                Nah, the better flavor of that is:
                - invented virus
                - free testing (to collect DNA)
                - but you pay for the vaccine (and who's makin' the buck)

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                • Originally posted by aparch View Post
                  Saw a good one on TikTok earlier...

                  The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus. The freedumb group is actively avoiding getting the vaccine.

                  What if the government unleashes SuperCOVID, which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to? The government *wants* its good little soldiers who will listen to their every whim, so those who wore masks and are vaccinated are exactly who the government wants to keep.

                  The freedumb people are exposing themselves to the government as being expendable by refusing the vaccine.
                  Yea... Big Government did this and not that Darwin guy =)
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                  • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post

                    Yea... Big Government did this and not that Darwin guy =)
                    "You tricked us by knowing we're stupid!"
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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                      "You tricked us by knowing we're stupid!"
                      This does spur creativity, so I'll give them that.

                      I mean it's no different than ancient people using religion to explain what they don't understand.
                      It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

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                      • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post

                        This does spur creativity, so I'll give them that.

                        I mean it's no different than ancient people using religion to explain what they don't understand.
                        "Ancient people"?
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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                          "Ancient people"?
                          Well, the ones that formulated the stories... "Magic is science that you just don't understand yet" kind of mentality.

                          Modern religious DERPS are a special kind of stupid in my book. It's one thing to have religious beliefs. It's another to use said beliefs to dispel the modern world.
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                          Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

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                          • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post

                            Well, the ones that formulated the stories... "Magic is science that you just don't understand yet" kind of mentality.

                            Modern religious DERPS are a special kind of stupid in my book. It's one thing to have religious beliefs. It's another to use said beliefs to dispel the modern world.
                            True. Gods were one legitimate pre-scientific hypothesis.
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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                              True. Gods were one legitimate pre-scientific hypothesis.
                              Science meets religion or religion meets science?
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPv3j6y5zHU
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                              • Overheard from one of my favorite tin hats (nothing better than morning coffee in the small town cafe) ...

                                Lately all the gubmint talks about is vaccines and UFOs.
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