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  • My heart bleeds for them...

    (actually my heart is racing from all the laughing but close enough)
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

      My heart bleeds for them...

      (actually my heart is racing from all the laughing but close enough)
      How long before some Nigerian prince buys Trump's donor list?
      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
      Originally posted by Quizmire
      mns, this is why i love you.

      Originally posted by Markt
      MNS - forking genius.

      Originally posted by asterisk hat
      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

      Originally posted by hockeybando
      I am a fan of MNS.

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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

        "da," rufus.

        Where da white birds at?
        I really hope this one is not new to you:

        Back in the 70s, when Harvard first started allowing others besides white male prep schoolers, the very first ever freshman from Alabama was walking across campus and stopped a senior to ask for directions:


        Yokel: Hey man, can you tell me where da lie-barry is at?
        Senior: Young man, here at Harvard, we simply does not end our sentences with prepositions.
        Yokel:<thinks for a moment> Ok, then can you tell me where the library is at, *******?

        (rhymes with flagpole, and yes, I first heard a racist version)
        If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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        • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

          I really hope this one is not new to you:

          Back in the 70s, when Harvard first started allowing others besides white male prep schoolers, the very first ever freshman from Alabama was walking across campus and stopped a senior to ask for directions:


          Yokel: Hey man, can you tell me where da lie-barry is at?
          Senior: Young man, here at Harvard, we simply does not end our sentences with prepositions.
          Yokel:<thinks for a moment> Ok, then can you tell me where the library is at, *******?

          (rhymes with flagpole, and yes, I first heard a racist version)
          I've heard at least 70 permutations of this. It's like the "they teach us not to pee on our hands" joke. Absolutely portable.
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          • Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post

            How long before some Nigerian prince buys Trump's donor list?
            Why buy? They're so incompetent you know they have already been hacked by everyone from the Chinese to some bored high school kid.
            Cornell University
            National Champion 1967, 1970
            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • As we approach 300k deaths, Melanie has some important news

              https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinMKru...59345041956873

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              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                As we approach 300k deaths, Melanie has some important news

                https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinMKru...59345041956873
                Is that where she's living for the time being?
                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                • Coincidence, I’m sure

                  “An attending physician at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center who went viral for calling out President Trump for his decision to greet supporters outside the hospital despite being treated for the coronavirus has been removed from the hospital’s schedule beginning in January.

                  Phillips was the lone Walter Reed physician to publicly criticize the Trump for the stunt, saying at the time that Secret Service members were "commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater."

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                  • This seems....likely true

                    https://mobile.twitter.com/KannoYoun...26950742568960

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                    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      Doing the jobs Americans won't.
                      What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                      • "troupe reductions"?

                        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                        KDR

                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                        • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                          "troupe reductions"?
                          Yet another hit to our arts and entertainment during this pandemic.
                          “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

                          Live Radio from 100.3

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                          • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                            "troupe reductions"?
                            Don't be purposefully obtuse. He meant toupe reductions.

                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Trump Faithful Asked to Donate $3 Million to Buy His Boyhood Home
                              The owner of the house in Queens wants supporters to purchase the home as a parting gift to the president. NY Times link

                              No words.
                              The Terrier Hockey Fan Blog

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                              • Everyone trying to get in on the grift.
                                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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