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  • #13921
    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

    Working around kids is exactly the best way to boost your immune system. 6 weeks in a pre-K daycare, and monkeypox gets YOU!
    Seriously. Kids are broad-spectrum vaccines -- they'll give you everything your first month. They're nature's septic tank.
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    • #13922
      Covideodrome, Day 2: Wife is feeling pretty sick, I am fine. She got it from our daughter's bridal shower so that's an evergreen story. Daughter and future son-in-law both sick now too.
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      • #13923
        Originally posted by Kepler View Post

        Seriously. Kids are broad-spectrum vaccines -- they'll give you everything your first month. They're nature's septic tank.
        Nature's way of ensuring that you will be able to generate income without interruption until they finish college.

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        • #13924
          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
          When my gf got it she had basically a sinus infection so she wasn't too bad off. Thank you Pfizer!
          Is there anything Covidians won’t parrot?

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          • #13925
            Oh look, a ghost bumped the thread. Where's the 19th century cough syrup? I think I need it.
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            • #13926
              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
              Oh look, a ghost bumped the thread. Where's the 19th century cough syrup? I think I need it.
              Bourban?
              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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              • #13927
                Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                Oh look, a ghost bumped the thread. Where's the 19th century cough syrup? I think I need it.
                https://mobile.twitter.com/KyleMarti...06752780238851

                Weird.

                Honk

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                • #13928
                  Originally posted by rufus View Post

                  Bourban?
                  Nom nom nom.

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                  • #13929
                    Woke up with a sore throat, tested positive, and have slept 16 hours since last night.

                    At least we can stop quarantining. It sucked sleeping in different beds.
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • #13930
                      Hope you both feel better soon
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                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • #13931
                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Woke up with a sore throat, tested positive, and have slept 16 hours since last night.

                        At least we can stop quarantining. It sucked sleeping in different beds.
                        Mrs. Lynah tested positive on Friday, but I'm enough farther along with my symptoms that I'm still in the guest room. No need for her coughing to keep us both up. First piece of advice regarding covid: if you must get it, do not get it when you have a 2-year-old and a 4-year-old. I can't speak to whether any other ages would be just as bad, but don't do it with 2 and 4. Ugh.
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                        • #13932
                          Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

                          Mrs. Lynah tested positive on Friday, but I'm enough farther along with my symptoms that I'm still in the guest room. No need for her coughing to keep us both up. First piece of advice regarding covid: if you must get it, do not get it when you have a 2-year-old and a 4-year-old. I can't speak to whether any other ages would be just as bad, but don't do it with 2 and 4. Ugh.
                          Yikes.

                          Feel better soon, all of you.
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                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • #13933
                            The worst thing about COVID was going to urgent care.

                            How can you people stand it? Seriously. I went to an urgent care in what is effectively a gated community for people with graduate degrees and I could STILL smell the Poors from a mile away. My Doctor was from I Can't Believe It's a Medical School. The other patients waiting were... average!

                            Usually I have to have at least 8 drinks before willingly entering into that company.

                            Covid, BTW, is no ****ing joke. I woke up around 9, waited for 2 hours to be seen so that I could get my antivirals ("I see you qualify because of your high blood pressure and BMI." Just give me the drugs, titty ****er). Came home in such a fog I completely forgot Cornell was in the NCAA lax title game* but then slept almost all afternoon anyway. Jesus ****, I want today back.

                            * This actually turned out to be a blessing.
                            Last edited by Kepler; 05-30-2022, 11:23 PM.
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                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #13934
                              I wish COVID vaccines could cure diarrhea of the mouth...

                              ;^)
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                              • #13935
                                Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                                I wish COVID vaccines could cure diarrhea of the mouth...

                                ;^)
                                Oh, I'm sure you're elite for your demo, take the win. :-)
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