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  • I’ve been shot for a second time. Now I wait to become 10ft tall and bulletproof.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
      I’ve been shot for a second time. Now I wait to become 10ft tall and bulletproof.
      Has the tracker been activated?

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      • Originally posted by Scarlet View Post

        Has the tracker been activated?
        Is that why I feel like pizza when children walk by now?
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        • Originally posted by Scarlet View Post

          Has the tracker been activated?
          See, I fooled them. My tinfoil hat has an added layer of aluminum foil for the z-ray transmissions.
          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

          "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

            Drink lots of water it helped a ton when I started to get the flu symptoms especially the body aches.
            Thanks- working on that. And going to the bathroom a lot...

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            • I discovered something fun. My arm didn't hurt at all, but I thought to myself, "Self, you aren't really using the muscle they gave you the shot in. What if you did?"

              So I lifted a heavy box in my office.

              Holy balls, that hurts. I mean it's almost pass out hurt. And the weird thing is there's no treble -- it's all bass, all deep, deep muscle pain, the kind that makes your head swim.

              So, I learned 2 things.

              (1) Don't do that.

              (2) Considering I went almost 28 hours without accidentally feeling that, I have an extraordinarily sedentary lifestyle.
              Cornell University
              National Champion 1967, 1970
              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • After a nice long sleep, back to normal. The only thing that hurts in my shoulder is the bursitis, too bad it didn't get better with the fight.

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                • Day after Pfizer 2 shot - my shoulder still hurts, and I slept 10 hours last night. I have a sore muscle in my upper back, but that might be from sleeping for 10 hours. Otherwise I’m perfectly fine.
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                  "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                  • My Pfizer Shot 1 update:

                    Day 0: nuffin
                    Day 1: arm hurt like a motherfucker when I used the tricep, a little dizzy
                    Day 2: nuffin
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                    National Champion 1967, 1970
                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • Originally posted by MichVandal View Post
                      After a nice long sleep, back to normal. The only thing that hurts in my shoulder is the bursitis, too bad it didn't get better with the fight.
                      I was disappointed my vaccine didn't cure my bursitis too. :-)
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                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        My Pfizer Shot 1 update:

                        Day 0: nuffin
                        Day 1: arm hurt like a motherfucker when I used the tricep, a little dizzy
                        Day 2: nuffin
                        Over and above the usual nuttiness.

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                        • Honestly the only thing that really bugged me was the foggy brain. I was prepared for much worse flu symptoms like the gf got but they were mild enough. Fogginess persisted for a few days and made life kinda slow.
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                            Honestly the only thing that really bugged me was the foggy brain. I was prepared for much worse flu symptoms like the gf got but they were mild enough. Fogginess persisted for a few days and made life kinda slow.
                            So you were Eric Trump for a few days?

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                            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

                              So you were Eric Trump for a few days?
                              That’s the top-tier Trump, right? The foggier you get, the closer your get to DT and DT Jr. levels, right?

                              Government: Their collusion with the Russians during the election was a crime..because they weren’t smart enough to know what they were doing.

                              DT Jr via Twitter: “See!” [Not realizing the implications of what was just said.]
                              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

                                So you were Eric Trump for a few days?
                                I wasn't that foggy! Probably closer to Rick Perry ;^)
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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