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  • I wonder if his new job was sitting around waiting for manila envelopes ;-)
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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    • Originally posted by French Rage View Post

      He needs to distract from his last posts in March being about how all of this was overblown hysteria.
      That’s exactly what we have right now.

      In March we had overblown, disastrous if not fraudulent modeling.

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      • https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/s...24285066678272

        The Miami Marlins scratched right-hander Jose Urena from his scheduled start Sunday in Philadelphia and delayed their postgame trip home amid concerns about a possible coronavirus outbreak within the team.

        No reason was given for Urena being scratched in the series finale, which Miami won 11-6.

        Manager Don Mattingly said the Marlins decided to wait until Monday to leave Philadelphia, and they planned to arrive in Miami hours before their home opener against Baltimore. The trip might be made while multiple players remain in Philadelphia.

        “The guys that tested positive are quarantined here in Philly,” Mattingly said. The team made no roster moves after the game.

        Miami catcher Jorge Alfaro went on the injured list hours before the season opener Friday at Philadelphia. The Marlins didn’t give a reason but said they expected Alfaro to return this season.

        The team’s precarious health raised anew doubts about MLB’s ability to finish the season during a pandemic. In Cincinnati, Reds second baseman Mike Moustakas and center fielder Nick Senzel felt sick Sunday, a day after a teammate went on the injured list because he tested positive for COVID-19.
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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        • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
          I wonder if his new job was sitting around waiting for manila envelopes ;-)
          Contact tracing Covfefe-19 cases. That's why he hasn't been around, he's been reeeal busy.
          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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          • Originally posted by rufus View Post

            Contact tracing Covfefe-19 cases. That's why he hasn't been around, he's been reeeal busy.
            Contact tracing at this point in the spread is a complete waste of time and resources.
            • Prospect of contact tracing: "Right now, trying to do contact tracing in many locations around this country would be like trying to plant your petunias in a Category Five hurricane. Not possible."
            -Michael Osterholm

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            • We are watching this thing burn out. I know that is going to bum a lot of people out around

              Almost all of the country is doing fine. AZ, GA FL will be in a much better spot in about 2 weeks.

              “Hospitalizations fell for the third consecutive day in the 50 states + DC, despite the issues in California & Texas w/data reporting

              58,730 yesterday 58,117

              today Arizona, Florida & Georgia all fell. Those 3 plus California & Texas are 59.1% of the national total”

              https://.twitter.com/ianmSC/status/1287531510564663296



              “we are 7-14 days away from several states reaching HIT in my opinion. I have AZ at 13% of pop infected, GA at 11.3%, Fl at 11.84%. All recently crossed the 10% threshold and are profiling like other areas that have burnt out.“

              https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelCa...33288110936064

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              • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                Been away from this board for six months (new job) and catch the first week of this new board layout?

                I’m stepping away to buy a lottery ticket ... I guess.

                (Fighting Hawks mask on.)
                Welcome back, Sic.
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                • Testing Industrial Complex. Lmao.

                  Massive Goalpost moving by
                  @HarvardGH
                  for Minimum daily Covid19 Testing

                  June 26 - See screen shots - 500K per day
                  July 11 - Moved to 1.6 Million per day
                  July 26 - Look at CNN's Banner! Now 3.5-5 Million!


                  cant wait to see what the new measures and parameters are as this thing burns out.

                  https://mobile.twitter.com/therealar...49129325977600

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                  • White House national security advisor has the Rona

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                    • Don't know if this got posted yet but Yay Minnesota.

                      https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapma...56422350905346
                      **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                      • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                        Don't know if this got posted yet but Yay Minnesota.

                        https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapma...56422350905346
                        Solid purchase on the ten gallon drum of cheese balls, though.
                        That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                        • https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/...31817395761152

                          "BREAKING scoop: Trump’s National Security Advisor Robert O’Brien has tested positive for the coronavirus, sources tell me."
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                            https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/...31817395761152

                            "BREAKING scoop: Trump’s National Security Advisor Robert O’Brien has tested positive for the coronavirus, sources tell me."
                            Getting closer and closer
                            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                            • Whatever happened to Jr.'s girlfriend? Assuming she was asymptomatic? No news about her after the news that she tested positive.

                              And rufus, he's never going to get it because he's so vile, even the virus doesn't want any part of him.

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                              • https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/stat...45330457513988

                                BREAKING: The Miami Marlins' season opener tonight has been canceled due to a COVID-19 breakout, according to @ESPN. At least 14 people, including players and coaches, have tested positive in recent days, sources tell ESPN.
                                edit: https://twitter.com/ByJamesWagner/st...69570896490497

                                Last edited by Handyman; 07-27-2020, 12:03 PM.
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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