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    So, you're dead, murdered. OK, not really, but the "you" that is a character in your favorite cop television series is.

    Pick the television police detective you'd want on the case to solve your murder. And if you prefer, list your top 3 or 5 choices.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    So, you're dead, murdered. OK, not really, but the "you" that is a character in your favorite cop television series is.

    Pick the television police detective you'd want on the case to solve your murder. And if you prefer, list your top 3 or 5 choices.
    Columbo.
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    • #3
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      Columbo. I accept no substitutes.

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      • #4
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        Sherlock Holmes.

        BBC version or the American version which is the show Elementary.
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        • #5
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          Jonathan Hart. He figured out how to kill someone and get away with it. He knows all the tricks.
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          • #6
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            Not exactly police detective, but Raymond Reddington.

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            • #7
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              5. Det. John Munch, Baltimore PD (Homicide, Life on the Streets), NYPD (Law & Order SVU). The man loves a good conspiracy theory.

              4. Det. Kate Beckett, NYPD (Castle). Why? Kate Beckett (or is it Nikki Heat?). And she can put up with Castle.

              3. Det. Frank Pembleton, Baltimore PD (Homicide, Life on the Street). Pembleton and that show was great.

              2. Det. Lennie Briscos, NYPD (Law & Order). Cynical curmudgeon, and if he "was kidding you he'd be wearing a fez, and no pants."

              1. Lt. Louie Provenza, Priority Homicide Division, LAPD (The Closer, Major Crimes). The only one yet to out curmudgeon Lenny Briscoe.


              Hall of Fame: Lt. Frank Columbo. (Columbo) Enough said. .... No, wait, just one more t'ing ... < crusty cigar gesture here >



              And before you ask, a few friends consumed a few beverages around a campfire on this subject over the weekend.
              Last edited by The Sicatoka; 09-25-2018, 03:49 PM.
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              • #8
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                Is Holmes on Elementary really a cop?

                If not, wrong thread. Start your own "which TV detective".

                And Jonathan Hart wasn't a cop. Sorry SJ.
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  Is Holmes on Elementary really a cop?

                  If not, wrong thread. Start your own "which TV detective".

                  And Jonathan Hart wasn't a cop. Sorry SJ.
                  Works for the police dept. Holmes on BBC worked with Scotland Yard. Same thing. Love the Provenza choice. One of my favorite TV characters of all time.
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                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                    Jonathan Hart. He figured out how to kill someone and get away with it. He knows all the tricks.
                    I see what you did there.
                    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                    • #11
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                      Apologies SJ. I missed that initially.

                      Masterfully played. < tips cap >
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                      • #12
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                        Columbo. Duh.
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                        • #13
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                          Assuming I can watch the investigation and take in their beauty from on high I vote Beth Davis from Stalker or Stella Bonasera from CSI:NY.

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                          • #14
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              East Coast: Kojak
                              West Coast: Karl Malden
                              Hawaii: McGarrett
                              But which McGarrett: old school, new school?
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