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    (Forum, Monday afternoon)

    Scooby:
    Good Kepler, the council waits for you
    The Liberals and press are here for you

    Kepler :
    Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
    We've not much time and quite a problem here

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump! Superstar!

    unofan:
    Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
    A trick or two with Chinese and the whole town's on its feet

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump Superstar
    Tell us that you're who we say you are

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Handyman:
    The man is in town right now to whip up some support

    mookie:
    A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump Superstar!

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Handyman:
    Look Kepler, they're outside our yard

    Mookie:
    Quick, Kepler, go call Chuck Schumer

    Kepler:
    No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem

    unofan:
    What then to do about Donald of Manhattan
    Miracle wonderman, hero of fools?

    Mookie:
    No riots, no army, no fighting, just slogans

    Kepler:
    One thing I'll say for him: Donald is cool

    unofan:
    We dare not leave him to his own devices
    His half-witted fans will get out of control

    Mookie:
    But how can we stop him? His glamor increases
    By leaps every minute; he's top of the poll

    Kepler:
    I see bad things arising: the crowd crown him king
    Which the Constitution does ban
    I see blood and destruction, our elimination
    Because of one man
    Blood and destruction because of one man

    All:
    Because, because, because of one man

    Kepler:
    Our elimination because of one man

    All:
    Because, because, because of one
    Cause of one, cause of one man

    Mookie:
    What then to do about this Donaldmania?

    unofan:
    How do we deal with the billionaire king?

    Mookie:
    Where do we start with a man who is bigger
    Than John was when John did his Camelot thing?

    Kepler:
    Fools! You have no perception!
    The stakes we are gambling are frightenly high!
    We must crush him completely
    So like John before him, the Donald must die
    For the sake of the nation, the Donald must die

    All:
    Must die, must die, the Donald must die

    Kepler:
    So like John before him, the Donald must die

    All:
    Must die, must die, the Donald must
    Donald must, Donald must die
    CCT '77 & '78
    4 kids
    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
    - Benjamin Franklin

    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Every time I look at him I don't understand.
    CCT '77 & '78
    4 kids
    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
    - Benjamin Franklin

    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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    • #3
      Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

      I like Messiahs who aren't crucified.
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      • #4
        Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

        And this, boys and girls, is how you troll.
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        • #5
          Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          And this, boys and girls, is how you troll.
          They do have the best words.

          Cornell '04, Stanford '06


          KDR

          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

          Test to see if I can add this.

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          • #6
            Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

            Chorus of uneducated white women:

            Hey DT! DT! Will you grab my p*ssy!?
            Like that hoe Ivana hey, Superstar!

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            • #7
              Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

              Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

              http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

              The full guardian interview here:

              https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
              Last edited by ScoobyDoo; 11-27-2017, 02:28 PM.
              **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

              Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
              Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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              • #8
                Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                wai- what?!

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                • #9
                  Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                  Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                  Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

                  http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

                  The full guardian interview here:

                  https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
                  Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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                  • #10
                    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                    Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                    Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

                    http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

                    The full guardian interview here:

                    https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
                    So there's no lesson to be learned about not counting on the Bernie Bros showing up to the election, and instead try to encourage those squishy middle-of-the-road voters from casting some ballots your way?

                    Okay...
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                    • #11
                      Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                      Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
                      .
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #12
                        Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                        Anyone else notice the thread title is 46? I also don't get the whole script at the beginning.

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                        • #13
                          Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          So there's no lesson to be learned about not counting on the Bernie Bros showing up to the election, and instead try to encourage those squishy middle-of-the-road voters from casting some ballots your way?

                          Okay...
                          Another one that learned nothing. These people were never going to vote for Hillary Clinton. There is your answer. Extrapolate from there.
                          **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                          Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                          Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                          • #14
                            Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                            We're not getting lofo whites back. We don't need them -- we only need to turn out the Dem base as in 2008 and 2012 and we can't be beaten.

                            This is just like the Dixiecrats -- we shouldn't chase them, they're not coming back unless we compromise ourselves so much that we lose the interest of our base, in which case we lose.

                            The Obama Strategy is the way forward -- appeal to liberals and give people reasons to vote for. Ignore the orcs, don't chase them. If they find something they like in our messaging as opposed to Republicans lying to them they can pull the correct lever.

                            But our business should be delivering both the message (as Obama did) and results (as he did not) that our base wants. There are far more gettable votes for Democrats to our left than our right. About a third of this country does not vote because the two parties have been compromised by the 1%. We should be aiming for them.

                            It's good politics and more importantly it's good for the country and the people as a whole. The rich have had their 40-year holiday. F-ck them.
                            Last edited by Kepler; 11-27-2017, 03:18 PM.
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                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #15
                              Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

                              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                              Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
                              Just shaking things up in Washington. It needs to be done.
                              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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