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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostWe’re you raised in a padded cage? WT F was wrong with you that you didn’t break a bone or require a hospital trip growing up?Cornell University
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Had a colonoscopy yesterday, don't remember anything but the clean out which is never fun. Any of you hitting 45 or 50 yrs old, don't shy away from getting it done.I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostWe’re you raised in a padded cage? WT F was wrong with you that you didn’t break a bone or require a hospital trip growing up?
I slipped climbing a tree about 20-25' up but ended up grabbing the trunk and rode it nearly to the ground. My entire chest was scraped to ****, bloodied, and my shirt was shredded.
I've always hated hospitals since I was very young. My mom has stage 4 breast cancer and we spent a lot of time there. She's still kicking 35+ years later!Code:As of 9/21/10: As of 9/13/10: College Hockey 6 College Football 0 BTHC 4 WCHA FC: 1
Originally posted by SanTropezMay your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.Originally posted by bigblue_dlI don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..Originally posted by KeplerWhen the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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Originally posted by walrus View PostHad a colonoscopy yesterday, don't remember anything but the clean out which is never fun. Any of you hitting 45 or 50 yrs old, don't shy away from getting it done.Cornell University
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Originally posted by Kepler View Post
The worst thing about the colonscopy is that vile substance that makes you sh-t clear. The procedure itself is just a trip to Fentanyl Heaven. I think it may catch on.
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Originally posted by Kepler View Post
The worst thing about the colonscopy is that vile substance that makes you sh-t clear. The procedure itself is just a trip to Fentanyl Heaven. I think it may catch on.
https://***********/VancityReynolds/...pG5YBHiNkoHR7A
Edutainment at its finest. Also, I did not know that the age to start screening had dropped 45. It was 50 when I got mine. I was hoping that in the 10 year span between tests they could come up with a better tasting drink but alas, I don't think that happened.
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Originally posted by walrus View PostDate rape drug was given to me, I was talking and then I woke up in recoveryCornell University
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Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
Not sure if you saw this:
https://***********/VancityReynolds/...pG5YBHiNkoHR7A
Edutainment at its finest. Also, I did not know that the age to start screening had dropped 45. It was 50 when I got mine. I was hoping that in the 10 year span between tests they could come up with a better tasting drink but alas, I don't think that happened.
I also built the direct interface to Exact Sciences last winter and recently had a "handoff" call to our new support folks, so it's pretty fresh on my mind.I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...
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Originally posted by Kepler View Post
Interesting. Not me. I went slooooooooowly into an ecstatic torpor, and I remember all of it. It was better than first drunk or first orgasm pleasure. It was first time reading Kant pleasure.
We really don't change much, come to think of it.Last edited by burd; 11-02-2022, 06:09 PM.
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Originally posted by Kepler View Post
The worst thing about the colonscopy is that vile substance that makes you sh-t clear. The procedure itself is just a trip to Fentanyl Heaven. I think it may catch on.
Shoulda said 'adding' Gatorade.Last edited by SonofSouthie; 11-02-2022, 06:29 PM.A bad cause requires many words.
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Originally posted by SonofSouthie View PostI've been mixing my solution with lemon-lime Gatorade. Never given Fentanyl, always Propofol.
Shoulda said 'adding' Gatorade.
Far as I remember it still worked out.
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Was moving a small coffee table in the basement so we could start setting up the basement Christmas tree. Tweaked my lower back real good. Can't bend forward anymore. Ugh.Code:As of 9/21/10: As of 9/13/10: College Hockey 6 College Football 0 BTHC 4 WCHA FC: 1
Originally posted by SanTropezMay your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.Originally posted by bigblue_dlI don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..Originally posted by KeplerWhen the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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