Detroit Tigers, Volume 10: The Tommy Bridges edition

[Hammer]

JACOBY!!!

5-4 good guys, bottom 7

[Bronco]

Discussion between the commentators for best leaders among the four Detroit teams and they don't even name Yzerman. The guy literally named The Captain.

I understand why the team isn't that good. But why do we need to have such a bad booth? Paint drying is more entertaining than these guys.

[Spartanforlife4]

Discussion between the commentators for best leaders among the four Detroit teams and they don't even name Yzerman. The guy literally named The Captain.

[Hammer]

REYES!!!

12-6 KC, bottom 6

[Hammer]

Burrows is getting smoked, too. Everything they're hitting off of him looks like it's been launched by NASA.

12-5 KC, top 5

[Hammer]

Well, Fulmer didn't make it out of the 3rd. Then Funkhouser gets shelled like a field of corn. And then Burrows gives up a homer to the first guy he ever faces in the majors. We were up 5-1 through 2. Now it's 10-5 KC in the middle of the 4th.

[Hammer]

TIGERS WIN!!

3-2 final.

I have no idea how Fat Joe got out of that one.

[Hammer]

Jimenez comes in the 9th and immediately begins to **** his pants.

[Hammer]

CRON!!

3-1, top 9

[Spartanforlife4]

Tigers have now struck out 40 times in 23 innings. 13 on opening night, 17 yesterday, and now 10 in 5 innings. This is absurd.

The one plus is all the strikeouts drove up Bauer's pitch count since they can't put the ball in play. Already at 100 through six.

[Hammer]

Tigers have now struck out 40 times in 23 innings. 13 on opening night, 17 yesterday, and now 10 in 5 innings. This is absurd.

[Hammer]

Well, ****. It looks like there will be no more Homer Light, or, if I had to guess, Giant Tiger.

[Hammer]

GOODRUM!!

1-0, top 3

[Hammer]

It official. Spencer Torkelson is our #1 pick.

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Detroit Tigers, Volume 10: The Tommy Bridges edition

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29036123/mlb-players-team-employees-participating-coronavirus-study


I'm jelly. I want an antibody test to know if maybe I already had this thing.
Friend of mine that works for the Tigers joked about having "expressed written consent of major league baseball" to be on the road today.