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  • #91
    Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

    Bart, "Well sorry for being born!"
    Homer, "I've been waiting so long to hear that."

    Krusty while dropping bills, "This will cover what I did to the fireplace."

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    • #92
      Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

      This whole mission is as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there.

      Hey, there's a lemon behind that rock!
      If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

      BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!

      At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

      Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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      • #93
        Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

        Abe: You're living in a fool's paradise VanHouten! If you fell down in the shower that thing would be your tomb!
        ...
        Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
        Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
        Abe: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet.
        Mrs.K: "Terlet"? Hah!
        Abe: Stop your snickerin'! I spent three years on that terlet!
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        • #94
          Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

          Bart: So to win Greta back, I have to go to Toronto.
          Homer: Canada? Why should we leave America to visit America Junior?
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          Well, I'm going to do a farewell tour of upstate New York, hellholes like Plattsburgh. Fred Armisen as Gov. Paterson

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          • #95
            Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

            [Bart's looking for his dog]
            Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im.
            [Bart gasps]
            Willy: I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'. So I gave 'im to the church.
            Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
            Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug.
            [Bart stares]
            Willy: Ya heard me.
            If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

            BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!

            At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

            Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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            • #96
              Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

              Kent Brockman at the St. Patrick's Day Parade: "Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, everyone is a little bit Irish! Everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians."

              Grandpa: "Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!"
              If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

              BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!

              At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

              Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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              • #97
                Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                Kent: With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States congress.
                Speaker: Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of --
                Congressman: Wait a minute, I want to tack on a rider to that bill: $30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.
                Speaker: All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-pervert bill? [everyone boos]
                Speaker: Bill defeated. [bangs gavel]
                Kent: I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.
                If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!

                At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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                • #98
                  Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                  Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
                  Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
                  Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
                  Homer: Uh-huh.
                  Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
                  Homer: Mm-Hmm.
                  Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
                  Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
                  Hank Scorpio: That's right.
                  It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                  Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                  Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

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                  • #99
                    Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                    (Bart and Lisa are reading brochures about Kamp Krusty)
                    Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
                    Homer: Sure do! When you're 18, you're out the door!
                    This space for rent... cheap!

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                    • #100
                      Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                      Bart: How do I go about making a half-man, half monkey type creature?
                      Mrs. Krabapple: I'm sorry, Bart, but that would be playing God.
                      Bart: God, schmod; I want my monkey man!

                      "The game of hockey, though much in vogue on the ice in New England and other parts of the United States, is not much known here."

                      --The Montreal Gazette, March 4, 1875.

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                      • #101
                        Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                        Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                        Kent Brockman at the St. Patrick's Day Parade: "Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, everyone is a little bit Irish! Everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians."
                        "Freeze you filthy Eye-talians....oh that's right, filthy Eye-talian-Amercians."

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                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                        • #102
                          Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                          Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                          Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
                          Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
                          Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
                          Homer: Uh-huh.
                          Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
                          Homer: Mm-Hmm.
                          Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
                          Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
                          Hank Scorpio: That's right.
                          One of the best. The closing theme, to the tune of "Goldfinger":

                          Scorpio!
                          He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
                          Beware of Scorpio!
                          His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
                          And his employees' health.
                          He'll welcome you into his lair,
                          Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
                          With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
                          But beware of his generous pensions,
                          Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
                          And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
                          He loves German beer!

                          "The game of hockey, though much in vogue on the ice in New England and other parts of the United States, is not much known here."

                          --The Montreal Gazette, March 4, 1875.

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                          • #103
                            Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                            Originally posted by Rover View Post
                            From the episode where Homer saves the power plant from a meltdown...

                            Burns: I guess there's nothing else to do now but kiss my *** goodbye.

                            Smithers: I just wanted to say I love you, sir.

                            Burns: Well thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.
                            from homer kong (halloween episode)

                            Mr. Burns: [about bringing Marge along on their voyage] What do you think, Smithers?
                            Smithers: I think women and sea men don't mix, sir.
                            Mr. Burns: We all know what you think.
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                            • #104
                              Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                              Marge, your pro-mop anti-horse agenda has been clear for some time now

                              Miss Hoover: this is nothing but dead white-male bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from landing a husband!!

                              you've got to hand it to those dolphins, they just wanted it more
                              Last edited by jen; 01-26-2010, 02:56 PM.

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                              • #105
                                Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                                (early Simpsons)
                                Burns: Make yourselves at home
                                Bart: Here that, dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself.
                                This space for rent... cheap!

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