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  • #16
    Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

    Here's my favorite quote of the last 8 seasons:

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    • #17
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      doh.
      Originally posted by mtu_huskies
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      Boosh Factor 4

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      Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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      • #18
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        Barney: This place caters to up scale young singles like me... (BUUURRRPPP!)
        This space for rent... cheap!

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        • #19
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          Originally posted by swh113 View Post
          My cat's breath smells like cat food
          I beat the smart kids!
          If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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          • #20
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            Can I be a booze-hound?

            Not till you're fifteen.

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            • #21
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              Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
              I beat the smart kids!
              When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!
              This space for rent... cheap!

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              • #22
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                Homer: What should I do? Should I meditate? Should I give up my possesion?
                Coyote (voiced by the late great Johnny Cash): (scoffs) Are you kiddin'? You should get more possesions! In fact, you don't even own a computer.
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                • #23
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                  "You're just calling us a cow college cuz we was founded by a cow" - Lenny, before the Springfield State vs Springfield AG bowl game.

                  "I admit to using campaign funds illegally to pay for the murder of my enemy. But, as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad little boy". Mayor Quimby at press conference from the Krusty the Clown Comeback episode.

                  Newspaper Flash right afterwards: QUIMBY REELECTED IN LANDSLIDE

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                  Legally drunk???? If its "legal", what's the ------- problem?!? - George Carlin

                  Ever notice how everybody who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everybody who drives faster is a maniac? - George Carlin

                  "I've never seen so much reason and bullsh*t contained in ONE MAN."

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                  • #24
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                    Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they "booing" me?
                    Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”
                    Hans Moleman: I was saying “Boo-urns.”


                    Homer: TO ALCOHOL! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!


                    Homer: Homer no function beer well without...


                    Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something...
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                    • #25
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                      It just happens.


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                      • #26
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                        Simpson! Homer Simpson!
                        He's the greatest guy in history.
                        From the town of Springfield.
                        He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

                        I'd love to sit and argue with you Marge, but then I'd have to get another glass of milk.

                        I'm not gonna lie to you Marge.....Well goodbye.

                        Jimmy Carter?! He's history's greatest monster!

                        And the unquestionably greatest quote: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
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                        when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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                        • #27
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                          Homer auditioning for the role of Mr. Burns: Exaaaaaaactlyyyyyyyy.
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                          • #28
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                            This is where I see the leprechaun... he tells me to burn things
                            "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." - Frederic Bastiat

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
                              Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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                              • #30
                                Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

                                Wow...Former President James Taylor.

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