Homer: What should I do? Should I meditate? Should I give up my possesion?
Coyote (voiced by the late great Johnny Cash): (scoffs) Are you kiddin'? You should get more possesions! In fact, you don't even own a computer.
Well, I'm going to do a farewell tour of upstate New York, hellholes like Plattsburgh. Fred Armisen as Gov. Paterson
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." - The Doctor (Tom Baker)
Team I Like NFL: BUF NBA: NYK MLB: SEA NHL: NYR College Hockey: Clarkson (DI) Oswego (D3) Soccer: USA, Man United, Rangers (newco and all), Scotland NCAAF & B: SU
"You're just calling us a cow college cuz we was founded by a cow" - Lenny, before the Springfield State vs Springfield AG bowl game.
"I admit to using campaign funds illegally to pay for the murder of my enemy. But, as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad little boy". Mayor Quimby at press conference from the Krusty the Clown Comeback episode.
Newspaper Flash right afterwards: QUIMBY REELECTED IN LANDSLIDE
TWO MORE BODIES FOUND IN HARBOR
Legally drunk???? If its "legal", what's the ------- problem?!? - George Carlin
Ever notice how everybody who drives slower than you is an idiot, and everybody who drives faster is a maniac? - George Carlin
"I've never seen so much reason and bullsh*t contained in ONE MAN."
bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?
It just happens.
nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!
Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfield.
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
I'd love to sit and argue with you Marge, but then I'd have to get another glass of milk.
I'm not gonna lie to you Marge.....Well goodbye.
Jimmy Carter?! He's history's greatest monster!
And the unquestionably greatest quote: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity(Directly from Hollywood himself)
when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r) Hollywood Amazingness
This is where I see the leprechaun... he tells me to burn things
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." - Frederic Bastiat
Comic Book Guy: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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