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  • 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

    Awhile back there was a thread about your favorite Simpsons quotes... With the 20th anniv. here... let's go again....

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      Homer: Where's Bart? His Mt. Dew's going flat.


      Bart [speaking to Lisa]: So I says to Mable, I says...[Homer walks into the room]...We'll finish this later.
      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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        Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
        Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
        I....don't....know.

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          Originally posted by thebrain View Post
          Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
          Alright Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
          I....don't....know.
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              "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's."
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                We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears!

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                  Steven Tyler: Hello, St. Louis!!!!!!!!!!!
                  Tom Hamilton: That's Springfield, Steven.
                  Steven: oh, yeah, right.


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                  Homer: Yuck!! I'll take a crab juice.
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                      Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl sports such as mud wresting, foxy boxing, and such and such.
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                        Originally posted by St Patrick View Post
                        We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears!
                        Such a great episode - practically the entire episode can be quoted for awesomeness.

                        Quimby's Aide: "Uh sir, there is an angry mob here to see you."
                        Quimby: "Do they, er, have an appointment?"
                        Quimby's Aide: "Yes."
                        Flanders: "I called ahead!"

                        And of course...

                        Homer: "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
                        Lisa: "Dad, that's the homeowner tax."
                        Homer: "Well either way I'm still outraged."

                        Moe: "I knew it was the immigrants! Even when it was the bears I knew it was the immigrants!"

                        Lou: "Sign's floatin' away chief...."

                        And there's the one about the rock that keeps tigers away that I can't quite remember all of.

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                          Ralph:Me fail English? That's unpossible!



                          Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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                            My cat's breath smells like cat food

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                              Homer (after being informed of a waiting period to buy a handgun):

                              BUT I'M ANGRY NOW!
                              "There are three things that people will watch without saying a word: a river, a campfire and the Zamboni cleaning the ice."

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