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  • #856
    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    Antifa protesters in Portland and DC made to look like an amateur operation. https://www.infowars.com/g20-hell-ha...in-fire-chaos/

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    • #857
      Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      So, providing birth control is a no-no, but buying up artifacts from the Middle East of very questionable origin for your effing bible museum is ok?

      Like many so called christians, their actions are inconsistent and appalling. Theft is ok? Their own lawyer warned them they were likely all looted in Iraq. Looting = good, birth control = evil.

      https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn...rnd/index.html
      And what group in that area do we think might've looted them

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      • #858
        Originally posted by trixR4kids View Post
        And what group in that area do we think might've looted them
        The same one obama supports, I bet.

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        • #859
          Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          Ahem

          Commandment 8 - Thou shall not steal.
          Um.
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          • #860
            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            The same one obama supports, I bet.
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            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #861
              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Albuquerque has a big drug problem.

              I like the main drag in Indy, and it has a tier 1 steak house. I'm surprised by that too, it seemed perfectly cromulent.
              We have a pretty high violent crime rate, but it seems to be concentrated to specific areas which are fairly easy to avoid (east side and south of 38th). Two Indy car drivers got robbed at gunpoint at a Taco Bell drive thru a few days before the 500 this year....forgot you shouldn't go east of the Speedway at night.
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              • #862
                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                According to one cranky writer, snacks in youth sports are making America soft. Yeah. He's blaming SNACKS.

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                • #863
                  Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  According to one cranky writer, snacks in youth sports are making America soft. Yeah. He's blaming SNACKS.

                  http://deadspin.com/ornery-columnist...ium=socialflow
                  One of the best things Deadspin does is highlight these Hot Takes. There's always some hack Ed Anger "sports writer" (an oxymoron) at some hayseed paper in Dubuque (or on ESPN) blaming TJ injuries on Candy Crush.
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                  • #864
                    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                    Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
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                    • #865
                      Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
                      They've become big over the past few years. The couple shows up, cuts into a cake, usually, that has white icing/frosting and is either pink or blue inside - sometimes marbled for fraternal twins.

                      It's another excuse for gifts and cake.
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                      • #866
                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
                        They're a thing, now. Pregnant women find out the sex of the baby in some novel way. (Cake with blue/pink filling, balloons with blue/pink confetti, etc). Basically they get an envelope from the doc and, without opening it, give it to someone else to prepare the reveal.

                        My wife and I just had the doctor tell us. Mainly because we're both introverts and that kind of a party sounds like torture to us.

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                        • #867
                          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                          They've become big over the past few years. The couple shows up, cuts into a cake, usually, that has white icing/frosting and is either pink or blue inside - sometimes marbled for fraternal twins.

                          It's another excuse for gifts and cake.
                          A couple my friend knows did colored chalk in a truck tailpipe and started the engine.
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                          • #868
                            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                            Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                            A couple my friend knows did colored chalk in a truck tailpipe and started the engine.
                            They elected a pope?
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                            • #869
                              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              They elected a pope?
                              Cool. If it's pink smoke, it's a girl pope? Or might that include a gay pope? How would they smoke a trans pope--pink or blue, or one followed by the other?

                              Not that they would plan for those contingencies for the present.

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                              • #870
                                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
                                I despise them. Those and diaper parties.

                                To borrow from Roger Ebert. I hate them. Hate hate hate hate hate these parties. Hate them. Hate every simpering stupid vacant self-important moment of it.
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                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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