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  • #691
    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    They're such brave truth tellers, dontchaknow. It's all the rest of us who have the problem.
    Yeah, it's libt@rds who don't have a sense of humor. Tell a Trump joke at a church picnic in Alabama and see how that goes.

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    • #692
      Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

      Do they still burn people at he stake in Alabama?
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      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • #693
        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        Do they still burn people at he stake in Alabama?
        Only during the weeks before and after the Iron Bowl.
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        • #694
          Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

          It appears the awards were teacher-based.

          IF the students themselves came up with this, I think the attitude would be different. That being said, yes, I'm bothered by the "awards."
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          • #695
            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
            Do they still burn people at he stake in Alabama?
            Wait...they finally discovered fire?

            The teachers should all be canned.
            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

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            • #696
              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              Wait...they finally discovered fire?

              The teachers should all be canned.
              Oh, they know about fire. They just don't know that certain objects shouldn't be burned.

              Also, they haven't evolved because they are still in awe of the hypnotic powers of fire.
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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              • #697
                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                Oh, they know about fire. They just don't know that certain objects shouldn't be burned.

                Also, they haven't evolved because they are still in awe of the hypnotic powers of fire.
                To be fair, fire is pretty cool...
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                • #698
                  Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  To be fair, fire is pretty cool...
                  I was a Boy Scout. I am well aware of how cool fire is.
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                  Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                  • #699
                    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    Oh, they know about fire. They just don't know that certain objects shouldn't be burned.

                    Also, they haven't evolved because they are still in awe of the hypnotic powers of fire.
                    Imagine when they get indoor plumbing
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • #700
                      Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                      Originally posted by handyman View Post
                      imagine when they get indoor plumbing :d
                      . I always love that one.
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #701
                        Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                        Denver Post writer has problem with Sato winning Indy 500.

                        He deleted the tweet now, but it had an insane ratio. Something like 2k comments to just 30 retweets.
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                        • #702
                          Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                          Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                          Denver Post writer has problem with Sato winning Indy 500.

                          He deleted the tweet now, but it had an insane ratio. Something like 2k comments to just 30 retweets.
                          Good lord...
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • #703
                            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                            Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                            Denver Post writer has problem with Sato winning Indy 500.

                            He deleted the tweet now, but it had an insane ratio. Something like 2k comments to just 30 retweets.
                            Doe anybody want to tell Frei that his surname is German? They had a small role in that same war over which he's wringing his hands.
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                            • #704
                              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                              Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                              Denver Post writer has problem with Sato winning Indy 500.

                              He deleted the tweet now, but it had an insane ratio. Something like 2k comments to just 30 retweets.
                              ...and he's gone.

                              Denver Post columnist fired after tweet.
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                              Go Tigers, Go Packers, Go Red Wings, Go Pistons

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                              • #705
                                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                                Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                                ...and he's gone.

                                Denver Post columnist fired after tweet.
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