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  • #46
    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    I just use a screw and a hammer to uncork my beer. *shrug*

    (I actually do use a Swiss Army type corkscrew for some of my corked beers)
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      I just use a screw and a hammer to uncork my beer. *shrug*

      (I actually do use a Swiss Army type corkscrew for some of my corked beers)
      Hammer and screw. Hmmmmm sounds socialist to me!
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      • #48
        Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

        Thief got off easy: no hand chop. http://freedomdaily.com/store-theft-hat/

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        • #49
          Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

          Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
          Thief got off easy: no hand chop. http://freedomdaily.com/store-theft-hat/
          I knew this article would be slanted gold when it started with this:

          Muslims act like they are superior to non-Muslims because they claim their moral code is much higher.
          Gee, that reminds me of another major world religion. Can't think of the name of it though.

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          • #50
            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            I knew this article would be slanted gold when it started with this:



            Gee, that reminds me of another major world religion. Can't think of the name of it though.
            We stopped burning at the stake centuries ago!
            CCT '77 & '78
            4 kids
            8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
            2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

            ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
            - Benjamin Franklin

            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • #51
              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              We stopped burning at the stake centuries ago!
              Note: dunno if he actually said this, but that doesn't matter. It's the quote itself that matters to me:

              https://thechive.files.wordpress.com...rip=info&w=600
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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              • #52
                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                I knew this article would be slanted gold when it started with this:

                Muslims act like they are superior to non-Muslims because they claim their moral code is much higher.
                Gee, that reminds me of another major world religion. Can't think of the name of it though.
                The writer might want to spend some time in the Middle East before commenting on Muslims. Nothing could be further from the truth for the vast majority if its practitioners, but it's par for the course for knuckle-draggers.

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                We stopped burning at the stake centuries ago!
                lolwut?

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                • #53
                  Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  We stopped burning at the stake centuries ago!
                  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

                  But seriously, when it comes to holier-than-thou Christians, I was thinking more along the lines of the average evangelical Protestant. I can't think of any Catholics under the age of 65 that I know who publicly espouse that attitude.

                  On second thought, I do know one, but I haven't seen or spoken to her in years. She ended up marrying her boyfriend shortly after they graduated from MTU, and she definitely wore the pants in that relationship.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                    Not sure if this was ever mentioned before from Early Nov: Michael J Fox responds to a question about the mannequin challenge

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                    • #55
                      Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      Not sure if this was ever mentioned before from Early Nov: Michael J Fox responds to a question about the mannequin challenge
                      That would've been so much better had he used a video response.
                      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                      "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                      "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                      • #56
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                        http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...ampaign=buffer

                        Even Cindy Brady can't get along with people.
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                        • #57
                          Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                          We are suing because of your picture's title!

                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html

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                          • #58
                            Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                            Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                            We are suing because of your picture's title!

                            http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mpetition.html
                            Bloody wankers
                            Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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                            • #59
                              Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                              Now it's serious. It's happening to white people.
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                              • #60
                                Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

                                I saw that story on CBS this morning. I thought the same thing.

                                **** just got real.
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