Gender Studies I

[MissThundercat]

If you have to name your product War Paint, your looks and your masculinity are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.

[Kepler]

And have you looked at fragrance names? They are no better. An off the wall name is part of the marketing.

Or do you think that OBSESSION is appropriate because obviously anyone that wears that is a roofie using date raping d-bag?

Also, look at the bio of the creator of the stuff. Kinda sounds like the kind of person a MAGA would bully and torment in high school, doesn't it?

OBSESSION gets a lifetime pass because it gave us this.

[RaceBoarder]

It doesn't matter. If you're so terrified you have to call your eyeliner War Paint, your masculinity is in the toilet with gun owners.

And while I assume these are the usual frat boy date rapists who wind up on the local Chamber of Commerce board, if a bunch of D&D PhDs slipped in there then fuck them too.

And have you looked at fragrance names? They are no better. An off the wall name is part of the marketing.

Or do you think that OBSESSION is appropriate because obviously anyone that wears that is a roofie using date raping d-bag?

Also, look at the bio of the creator of the stuff. Kinda sounds like the kind of person a MAGA would bully and torment in high school, doesn't it?

[Kepler]

I don't think you realize the type of guy that actually buys this. Odds are the people looking at this product are fairly progressive.

It doesn't matter. If you're so terrified you have to call your eyeliner War Paint, your masculinity is in the toilet with gun owners.

And while I assume these are the usual frat boy date rapists who wind up on the local Chamber of Commerce board, if a bunch of D&D PhDs slipped in there then fuck them too.

[Swansong]

Is it dumb if it sells? See also Axe body spray.

Well, I guess "dumb" is in the eye of the beholder. But touche.

[MissThundercat]

It's called War Paint. They aren't marketing this to the average progressive. They're trying to expand the market to the former frat bros who bought Axe in their 20s and are now entering their 40s.

If they were progressive, they'd be going to MAC, Sephora, or Ulta Beauty.

[unofan]

I don't think you realize the type of guy that actually buys this. Odds are the people looking at this product are fairly progressive.

It's called War Paint. They aren't marketing this to the average progressive. They're trying to expand the market to the former frat bros who bought Axe in their 20s and are now entering their 40s.

[RaceBoarder]

That is exactly what this is. Axe Body Spray for the limpdicks.

I don't think you realize the type of guy that actually buys this. Odds are the people looking at this product are fairly progressive.

[Kepler]

Is it dumb if it sells? See also Axe body spray.

That is exactly what this is. Axe Body Spray for the limpdicks.

[unofan]

So it's guyliner?

I don't get this, honestly. Males (cis or trans) that wear eyeliner/facial makeup likely don't care what you call it, do they? This kind of seems like a dumb marketing gimmick. Help me out here; am I missing something obvious?

Is it dumb if it sells? See also Axe body spray.

[Swansong]

So it's guyliner?

I don't get this, honestly. Males (cis or trans) that wear eyeliner/facial makeup likely don't care what you call it, do they? This kind of seems like a dumb marketing gimmick. Help me out here; am I missing something obvious?

[RaceBoarder]

Masculinity is fragile and delicate, so we're calling eye concealer "War Paint."

https://us.warpaintformen.com/?gclid...BoChMYQAvD_BwE

The fact that it's "vegan" and "Cruelty Free" kind of shoots down the pot shot you are trying to take at men here.

Products like this always have "edgy" names. Just look at any high end cologne. That's just the nature of branding in that sector of the market.

[MissThundercat]

Masculinity is fragile and delicate, so we're calling eye concealer "War Paint."

https://us.warpaintformen.com/?gclid...BoChMYQAvD_BwE

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Also they shouldn't run marathons because their uteruses (uteri?) will fall right out.

*links to some fringe study*

It's science! Aren't you libs always telling people to "follow the science"?

[Kepler]

their uteruses (uteri?) will fall right out.