Re: Campaign 2016 Part XVI: KICK THE BABY!
This pure comedy gold, Jerry. https://storify.com/michaeljweigel/t...a-twitter-saga
AIDE: A new Bloomberg poll's in... Hillary's beating you by 12.
TRUMP: Time to get serious. I'm gonna tell everyone I've never jerked off
[crawl: "Trump: I've Never Masturbated"]
TRUMP: I would never do that to myself. I'll say this: I suspect I would be very, very good at it
CHRISTIE: The polls are looking pretty bad
TRUMP: I'm going to accuse our veterans of stealing
TRUMP: Here's my next attack.
CHRISTIE: (reads) "Hillary did Skittles?"
TRUMP: Right.
CHRISTIE: The candy?
TRUMP: Look, don't overthink it
CHRISTIE: What does "Hillary did Skittles" mean?
TRUMP: Skittle Hillary, I'll call her. Terrific.
CHRISTIE: Donald--
TRUMP: Just tweeted it
CHRISTIE: You're not well, Don.
TRUMP: (typing) Skittle Hillary will hate this!
CHRISTIE: What are you doing?
TRUMP: I'm insulting the moon
TRUMP: (typing) Name one thing it's done, the moon. Pff. Ridiculous!
CHRISTIE: (to aide) Call a hospital.
TRUMP: I'm going to win California
CHRISTIE: You're broke?!
TRUMP: Don't worry. I'll call myself 'the king of debt.' That'll turn things around.
CHRISTIE: [eyes open window]
TRUMP: You ever notice Hillary's eyes are the same color? Suspicious. There's something going on there.
CHRISTIE: I qui--
TRUMP: Tweeted it
This pure comedy gold, Jerry. https://storify.com/michaeljweigel/t...a-twitter-saga
AIDE: A new Bloomberg poll's in... Hillary's beating you by 12.
TRUMP: Time to get serious. I'm gonna tell everyone I've never jerked off
[crawl: "Trump: I've Never Masturbated"]
TRUMP: I would never do that to myself. I'll say this: I suspect I would be very, very good at it
CHRISTIE: The polls are looking pretty bad
TRUMP: I'm going to accuse our veterans of stealing
TRUMP: Here's my next attack.
CHRISTIE: (reads) "Hillary did Skittles?"
TRUMP: Right.
CHRISTIE: The candy?
TRUMP: Look, don't overthink it
CHRISTIE: What does "Hillary did Skittles" mean?
TRUMP: Skittle Hillary, I'll call her. Terrific.
CHRISTIE: Donald--
TRUMP: Just tweeted it
CHRISTIE: You're not well, Don.
TRUMP: (typing) Skittle Hillary will hate this!
CHRISTIE: What are you doing?
TRUMP: I'm insulting the moon
TRUMP: (typing) Name one thing it's done, the moon. Pff. Ridiculous!
CHRISTIE: (to aide) Call a hospital.
TRUMP: I'm going to win California
CHRISTIE: You're broke?!
TRUMP: Don't worry. I'll call myself 'the king of debt.' That'll turn things around.
CHRISTIE: [eyes open window]
TRUMP: You ever notice Hillary's eyes are the same color? Suspicious. There's something going on there.
CHRISTIE: I qui--
TRUMP: Tweeted it
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