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  • #1

    Death Clock

    https://www.death-clock.org

    BMI calculator: http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educ...MI/bmicalc.htm

    My lucky day: Monday, 9th June 2042
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  • #2
    Re: Death Clock

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    https://www.death-clock.org

    BMI calculator: http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educ...MI/bmicalc.htm

    My lucky day: Monday, 9th June 2042
    I have until the end of May 3, 2049.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    • #3
      Re: Death Clock

      Monday, 14th October 2041
      **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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      • #4
        Re: Death Clock

        I got next week
        I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

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        • #5
          Re: Death Clock

          Originally posted by walrus View Post
          I got next week
          Time for the hookers and blow!
          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

          "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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          • #6
            Re: Death Clock

            Originally posted by walrus View Post
            I got next week
            If you send me your voter registration I'll be sure your vote gets counted...
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            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • #7
              Re: Death Clock

              Sunday, June 14th, 2054

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              • #8
                October 24, 2050
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                • #9
                  Re: Death Clock

                  Friday, 11st February 2056

                  Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life.

                  Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

                  Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Death Clock

                    I'm into May 2056. That's too old!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Death Clock

                      Originally posted by aparch View Post
                      Friday, 11st February 2056

                      Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life.

                      Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

                      Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.
                      Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.
                      **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Death Clock

                        Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                        Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.
                        I changed from neutral to pessimistic and the difference was exactly 3 years. I went through the various outlooks, and they each impacted the value by a specific number of years. Each time I die on May 3, though. It's a magical date.
                        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                        "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                        "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                        • #13
                          Re: Death Clock

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          If you send me your voter registration I'll be sure your vote gets counted...
                          What the < bleep > is this? Chicago?
                          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Death Clock

                            It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
                            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Death Clock

                              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                              It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
                              When was Puckett only 210lbs? I remember that man having a tremendous gut on him before his career ended. Granted, he could still move, but he was taking some luggage with him towards the end.
                              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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