Death Clock

[MissThundercat]

Re: Death Clock

I got till 11/07/2057.

Also, this thread needs more DethKlok

Skiwsgaar: Dudes, we would, like, have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan: Whoa! That's a good song title.

[joecct]

Re: Death Clock

3/24/2036

I have 20 more years. How many total posts is that?

[joecct]

What the < bleep > is this? Chicago?

Cleveland

[RaceBoarder]

Re: Death Clock

https://www.death-clock.org

BMI calculator: http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educ...MI/bmicalc.htm

My lucky day: Monday, 9th June 2042

I got till 11/07/2057.

Also, this thread needs more DethKlok

[mookie1995]

Re: Death Clock

It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?

kirby IS dead

[icehawk]

Re: Death Clock

I've lived over 2/3rds of my life. I kick the bucket on December 21,2041.

[walrus]

Re: Death Clock

It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?

Thats why it had me dead next week, BMI is a joke if you are tall

[ticapnews]

Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.

Pessimistic? You?

[St. Clown]

Re: Death Clock

It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?

When was Puckett only 210lbs? I remember that man having a tremendous gut on him before his career ended. Granted, he could still move, but he was taking some luggage with him towards the end.

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Death Clock

It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?

[The Sicatoka]

Re: Death Clock

If you send me your voter registration I'll be sure your vote gets counted...

What the < bleep > is this? Chicago?

[St. Clown]

Re: Death Clock

Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.

I changed from neutral to pessimistic and the difference was exactly 3 years. I went through the various outlooks, and they each impacted the value by a specific number of years. Each time I die on May 3, though. It's a magical date.

[ScoobyDoo]

Re: Death Clock

Friday, 11st February 2056

Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life.

Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.

Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.

[JF_Gophers]

Re: Death Clock

I'm into May 2056. That's too old!

[aparch]

Re: Death Clock

Friday, 11st February 2056

Seems my optimistic outlook on life weights much heavier on my outlook than my morbidly obese BMI. A neutral outlook shaves almost seven years off my life.

Also says I should cut down on my alcohol. Once a month to never adds four years to my life expectancy.

Still hilarious because it's ignoring the BMI.