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  • #16
    Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Yeah, your outlook matters a lot. I said I was pessimistic and my date tanked.
    Pessimistic? You?

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    • #17
      Re: Death Clock

      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
      It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
      Thats why it had me dead next week, BMI is a joke if you are tall
      I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

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      • #18
        Re: Death Clock

        I've lived over 2/3rds of my life. I kick the bucket on December 21,2041.
        Fly Eagles Fly!!!

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        • #19
          Re: Death Clock

          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          It uses BMI, the thing that calls LeBron James at 6'8, 250, "overweight" and Kirby Puckett at 5'8", 210 "obese"?
          kirby IS dead
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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          • #20
            Re: Death Clock

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            I got till 11/07/2057.

            Also, this thread needs more DethKlok
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            • #21
              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
              What the < bleep > is this? Chicago?
              Cleveland
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #22
                Re: Death Clock

                3/24/2036

                I have 20 more years. How many total posts is that?
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • #23
                  Re: Death Clock

                  Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                  I got till 11/07/2057.

                  Also, this thread needs more DethKlok
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                  Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
                  Nathan: Whoa! That's a good song title.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Death Clock

                    Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                    kirby IS dead
                    That's only because he was legally blind in one eye and then didn't see the curve in the road, causing him to roll his SUV. Who could've seen that coming?
                    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      That's only because he was legally blind in one eye and then didn't see the curve in the road, causing him to roll his SUV. Who could've seen that coming?
                      I thought Puckett died of a stroke?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Almington View Post
                        I thought Puckett died of a stroke?
                        He did.
                        "If you leave ignorance and stupidity alone, ignorance and stupidity will think it's ok."
                        -Gallagher

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                        Grandpa G. ~ Feb 11, 1918-Oct. 6, 1999
                        Grandma ~ Jan 2004
                        Dad ~ Nov. 4, 1958-April 21, 2008
                        Grandpa S. ~ June 21, 1932-November 11, 2013

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                        • #27
                          Re: Death Clock

                          Originally posted by Almington View Post
                          I thought Puckett died of a stroke?
                          You're right, I was confusing him with the Timberwolves player who flipped his vehicle because he was watching a porn DVD while driving.

                          Puckett had an auto wreck too, but lived through his.
                          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                          "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                          • #28
                            Re: Death Clock

                            Sunday, 27th November 2061

                            76 years old. That sounds sufficient.

                            ETA - am in the process of losing weight. If I get to goal weight, I get an extra 12 years. I'm not sure that's positive motivation.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Death Clock

                              Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                              kirby IS dead
                              According to the Death Clock, he still has at least 20 years to go!
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                              • #30
                                Re: Death Clock

                                I will live to be 65, but as mentioned, the BMI is ignored from what I can tell, and the smoking thing needs to be broken down a bit more, at least to 1/2 pack a day (which is about what I smoke). Anyone who is/was a smoker knows that is a HUGE difference (yes, still bad, but a BIG difference). It's basically more than a cigarette during every waking hour compared to one every two waking hours. And I'm pretty darn sure than smoking unfiltered Camel Wides or something similar is a bit different than Ultra Light 100s.
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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