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  • That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

    In honor of the 4th of July and the Most Ironic Clause in World History, this is a thread all about racism. Any racism at all -- as long as it's race it counts. We'll likely tend to concentrate on what we all know best -- American racism -- but if you're a Tuareg college hockey fan who hates Berbers you can play too!

    For Bob et al., the meme for reference.

    To start us off, this was a fun poll that came out last week. The write-up has the highlights.

    For levity, here. No big argument with the standings, though having lived in Boston I cannot fathom any city being more racist without literal weekly lynchings for public entertainment.
    Cornell University
    National Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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    Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

    Oh, gee, this won't cause a sh*storm.

    How do you keep 5 white fratboys occupied?
    Introduce them to a drunk sorority girl.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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    • #3
      Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

      If you don't own a camel, you ain't Shi'ite.
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • #4
        Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

        What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

        A pilot, you f*ing racist.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • #5
          Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

          My current favorite, very much in keeping with our Forefathers' peculiarity.
          Cornell University
          National Champion 1967, 1970
          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • #6
            Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
            If you don't own a camel, you ain't Shi'ite.
            Sadly, googling Tuareg ice hockey produces no relevant hits.
            Cornell University
            National Champion 1967, 1970
            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • #7
              Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              ...For levity, here. No big argument with the standings, though having lived in Boston I cannot fathom any city being more racist without literal weekly lynchings for public entertainment.
              Rapid City, SD undoubtedly belongs in the top 5 with strong argument for #1

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              • #8
                Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                This thread should stay on front page a day or 2
                I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

                Maine Hockey Love it or Leave it

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                • #9
                  Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                  High school lunch rooms??
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • #10
                    Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                    http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/...770ed7cb6f9428
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • #11
                      Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                      Just follow this guy on Twitter:

                      https://***********/TheFunnyRacist
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #12
                        Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                        My very existence is as a result of white privilege, I'm sure. Happy Independence Day, fellow racists!

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                        • #13
                          Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                          Hey everyone, I brought brownies!
                          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                          North Dakota Hockey:

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                          • #14
                            What's black and doesn't work?

                            Decaf coffee, you racist!
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                            • #15
                              Re: That's Racist! I: Fun with America's Original Sin

                              What do you call a tall, muscular black man?

                              "Sir."
                              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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