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  • #811
    Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    Also, they would do well to not live in the South, should the family decide to return, as a matter of their safety.
    Hmm.

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    • #812
      Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

      Originally posted by unofan View Post
      I got legally married in a courthouse in Iowa on my lunch break. So I'm not sure what your point is.
      And if for some reason you could not have gotten married in Iowa, you would have done what?
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      • #813
        Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

        Originally posted by unofan View Post
        Way to live up to the stereotype of the generic Republican, Joe. You simultaneously hit the "old man yelling at meddling kids" and the "well to do dismissing the concerns of the poor and infirm" cards in two sentences.
        He missed "the colored horde will desecrate white Christian maidenhead." C+
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        • #814
          Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          And if for some reason you could not have gotten married in Iowa, you would have done what?
          Has there ever been a restriction on two white people with no criminal record (I assume), and over the age of 18, getting married on a moment's notice? Your question is moot as a matter of historical fact alone.
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          • #815
            Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            And people for years have gone out of their way to get into or out of it. But our current generation wants it all, their way, right now.
            This is a joke...right?

            Black people used to have to travel to different states to have various rights...stupid negroes nowadays wanting everything their way RIGHT NOW!
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            • #816
              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              And if for some reason you could not have gotten married in Iowa, you would have done what?
              Sue the state. We are both attorneys, after all.

              If you're hinting that we may have gone elsewhere, that's not the point since we are both young, healthy, white heterosexuals with two attorney salaries. We aren't the people affected by this kind of crap.

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              • #817
                Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                This is a joke...right?
                He's crossing his streams: the first is "conservatives' whims are rights; liberals' rights are whims." The second is "marriage is forever because Augustine squeezed that out once while he was trying not to beat off to the memory of the woman he left as a deadbeat dad because of his mommy and that's what a normal sexual relationship is!"
                Last edited by Kepler; 10-13-2016, 02:56 PM.
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                • #818
                  Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  conservatives' whims are rights; liberals' rights are whims
                  This is an excellent line
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                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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                  • #819
                    Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                    Buffalo Bills fans wearing tee shirts with Colin Kapernicks picture with a rifle sight over his heart. What a bunch of idiots
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                    • #820
                      Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                      And People Wonder Why Jews Think the World Hates Them

                      Good job UN...
                      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                      -aparch

                      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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                      • #821
                        Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                        Originally posted by walrus View Post
                        Buffalo Bills fans wearing tee shirts with Colin Kapernicks picture with a rifle sight over his heart. What a bunch of idiots
                        I saw the shirt. Horrible. Just horrible. I ask that you not associate this Bills fan with those morons.
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                        • #822
                          Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                          Oh Jesus Brent. The bills fans are the worst. Just search bills on deadspin.
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #823
                            Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Oh Jesus Brent. The bills fans are the worst. Just search bills on deadspin.
                            Ahem. *looksslightlytotheeast*
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • #824
                              Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                              Nope. Bills are the only ones with a feature on deadspin
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                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • #825
                                Re: Nice Planet XII: It's Cruel to be Kind!

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                Nope. Bills are the only ones with a feature on deadspin
                                They must have missed the story where a Packers fan stabbed a Vikings fan 7 times because the latter had an inflatable Vikings lawn ornament:

                                http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...n-seven-times/
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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