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  • Your "NCAA Mens Hockey Titles" Claim?

    It's summer. Time to kill time until hockey season.

    What's your "NCAA Mens Hockey Titles" claim?

    Here's how to calculate it.

    Method One: Linear, Unweighted
    I have degrees from UND and RPI.

    My Method One claim is 10 (8 titles from UND, 2 titles from RPI).

    Method Two: By degrees, Unweighted
    I have two UND degrees and one from RPI.

    My Method Two claim is 18 (2 degrees * 8 from UND, plus 2 from RPI).

    Method Three: By degrees, Weighted
    Bachelors degrees are weighed 1; Masters 2; terminal degrees 3.

    UND BS 1 (* 8) = 8
    UND BS 2 (* 8) = 8
    RPI MS (* 2) = 4

    My Method Three claim is 20.

    So, what's your claim?
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    No matter which way you cut it, zero is zero is zero, unless divided by zero, then things get weird.
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      The number of Capitals Stanley Cups.

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        One. And it happened before I knew NMU existed.
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          also known as the "UND and Michigan Alum Thread. Everyone else - kthanxbai"
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            I was told there would be no math.

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              My school has won two, but they only gave me a nice shiny ring for one.

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              • #8
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                I never played so I can't claim any titles, though I watched my favorite team win 5.

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                  Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                  My school has won two, but they only gave me a nice shiny ring for one.
                  you were the director of pudding distribution, correct?
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                    Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                    you were the director of pudding distribution, correct?
                    I wish! Those cushy jobs went to the upperclassmen. I was toiling away in the kitchen making the pudding.

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                      Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                      I wish! Those cushy jobs went to the upperclassmen. I was toiling away in the kitchen making the pudding.
                      Did you have to offer anything to Bill Cosby for the elusive pudding pops?
                      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                      "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                        Re: Your "NCAA Mens Hockey Titles" Claim?

                        Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                        Did you have to offer anything to Bill Cosby for the elusive pudding pops?
                        Thankfully no. We just had your basic chocolate and tapioca in cups. The fancy pudding pops were only available at elite schools like Michigan and Minnesota.

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                          I went to UMD and Saint Mary's Unversity of Minnesota. UMD won it all my super senior year, so that's one plus five. It was UMD's first title so times that by 10. Plus SMUMN is DII so add three. There my number is 63. I win
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                            Originally posted by Biddco View Post
                            I went to UMD and Saint Mary's Unversity of Minnesota. UMD won it all my super senior year, so that's one plus five. It was UMD's first title so times that by 10. Plus SMUMN is DII so add three. There my number is 63. I win
                            Super senior = 5. 5x10 = 50. 50+3 = 53. Biddy+Math = Suck.
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                              Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                              Super senior = 5. 5x10 = 50. 50+3 = 53. Biddy+Math = Suck.
                              Must be that college edjamacation.
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