Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

[icehawk]

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He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Superman has pijamas with his logo
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
The circus ran away to join him
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark

[icehawk]

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He gave his father "the talk"
His passport requires no photograph
When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
He once went to the psychic, to warn her
If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
He can speak Russian… in French

[MadTownSioux]

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the only time i'd drink a de would be if the other choice was corona.

this!

[jericho]

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The truth can't handle him...

[FreshFish]

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... calendars ask him for a day off.

or a real old one, courtesy of John Houseman sort of,

When he talks, EF Hutton listens...

[The Sicatoka]

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(* full disclosure, this is because I find whiskey, scotch and bourbon to all taste like paint thinnner, even the best stuff. YMMV.)

You're familiar with the taste of paint thinner? That's right. You've been to Ithaca.

TMIMITW only drank Dos Equis when quality tequila was unavailable.

[Kepler]

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Why would one drink Mexican beer?

Mas tequila, por favor.

I'd never have agreed with this but a couple weeks ago in Ithaca I had a Corzo añejo and ay Dios mia that is good.

The trick with Tequila is, more than any* other alcohol I have had, quality matters.

(* full disclosure, this is because I find whiskey, scotch and bourbon to all taste like paint thinnner, even the best stuff. YMMV.)

[The Sicatoka]

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Why would one drink Mexican beer?

Mas tequila, por favor.

[Kepler]

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Didn't he warn a psychic once?

Remember one time thinking "I'm really craving a Dos Equis". Then I thought, "that stuff tastes like sh !t, why do I want one?" Its those commercials. Best ad campaign EVAH!

The only time I'd drink a DE would be if the other choice was Corona.

[Rover]

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Didn't he warn a psychic once?

Remember one time thinking "I'm really craving a Dos Equis". Then I thought, "that stuff tastes like sh !t, why do I want one?" Its those commercials. Best ad campaign EVAH!

[joecct]

He taught the martial arts to Chuck Norris.

Chuck is 76, too. Darn shame, otherwise he'd be the perfect replacement.

[The Sicatoka]

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unfortunately some of those are recycled Chuck Norris fact

He taught the martial arts to Chuck Norris.

[BassAle]

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http://www.livin3.com/100-most-inter...e-world-quotes

unfortunately some of those are recycled Chuck Norris fact

[The Sicatoka]

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You forgot the Mayhem dude as well.

Flo, Jan, the wannabe lizard, mayhem dude, and AT&T Lily combined aren't tMIMITW's beard.


He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

http://www.livin3.com/100-most-inter...e-world-quotes

[bigmrg74]

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... to Mars.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...ring/81432356/

He gave his father "the talk".
Presidents take his birthday off.
His signature won a Pulitzer Prize.
His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.


Honestly, the best ad campaign over the last decade. Take that Progressive "Flo", Toyota "Jan", and you wannabe lizard from Geico.


But they'll try to replace him and screw it up royally.

You forgot the Mayhem dude as well.