Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

[The Sicatoka]

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(* full disclosure, this is because I find whiskey, scotch and bourbon to all taste like paint thinnner, even the best stuff. YMMV.)

You're familiar with the taste of paint thinner? That's right. You've been to Ithaca.

TMIMITW only drank Dos Equis when quality tequila was unavailable.

[FreshFish]

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... calendars ask him for a day off.

or a real old one, courtesy of John Houseman sort of,

When he talks, EF Hutton listens...

[jericho]

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The truth can't handle him...

[MadTownSioux]

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the only time i'd drink a de would be if the other choice was corona.

this!

[icehawk]

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He gave his father "the talk"
His passport requires no photograph
When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
He once went to the psychic, to warn her
If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
He can speak Russian… in French

[icehawk]

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He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Superman has pijamas with his logo
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
The circus ran away to join him
Bear hugs are what he gives bears
He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark