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  • #16
    Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    (* full disclosure, this is because I find whiskey, scotch and bourbon to all taste like paint thinnner, even the best stuff. YMMV.)
    You're familiar with the taste of paint thinner? That's right. You've been to Ithaca.

    TMIMITW only drank Dos Equis when quality tequila was unavailable.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

    North Dakota Hockey:


    • #17
      Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

      ... calendars ask him for a day off.

      or a real old one, courtesy of John Houseman sort of,

      When he talks, EF Hutton listens...
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom


      • #18
        Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

        The truth can't handle him...
        Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

        WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.


        • #19
          Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

          Originally posted by kepler View Post
          the only time i'd drink a de would be if the other choice was corona.
          Fighting Sioux Forever


          • #20
            Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

            He gave his father "the talk"
            His passport requires no photograph
            When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
            Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
            His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
            His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
            He once went to the psychic, to warn her
            If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
            Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
            He can speak Russian… in French
            Fly Eagles Fly!!!


            • #21
              Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

              He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
              Superman has pijamas with his logo
              His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
              The circus ran away to join him
              Bear hugs are what he gives bears
              He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
              When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
              His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
              He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
              If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
              Fly Eagles Fly!!!