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  • #1

    Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

    ... to Mars.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...ring/81432356/

    He gave his father "the talk".
    Presidents take his birthday off.
    His signature won a Pulitzer Prize.
    His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.


    Honestly, the best ad campaign over the last decade. Take that Progressive "Flo", Toyota "Jan", and you wannabe lizard from Geico.


    But they'll try to replace him and screw it up royally.
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    Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

    Huge mistake to replace him. They should simply retire him.

    Iconic campaign, and this from someone who utterly loathes advertising. Or to put it another way I have fast forwarded through 99% of ads for the last 20 years, but I always watched those.
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    • #3
      Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

      BU alum
      a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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      • #4
        Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

        Seventy-fricken'-seven years old. Just hope to live that long, let alone being the most interesting man in the world if I get there.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          ... to Mars.

          http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...ring/81432356/

          He gave his father "the talk".
          Presidents take his birthday off.
          His signature won a Pulitzer Prize.
          His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.


          Honestly, the best ad campaign over the last decade. Take that Progressive "Flo", Toyota "Jan", and you wannabe lizard from Geico.


          But they'll try to replace him and screw it up royally.
          He ran a marathon because it was on his way.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            He ran a marathon because it was on his way.
            Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
            His mother has a tattoo that says "Son".
            His passport requires no photograph.
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            • #7
              Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
              ... to Mars.

              http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...ring/81432356/

              He gave his father "the talk".
              Presidents take his birthday off.
              His signature won a Pulitzer Prize.
              His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.


              Honestly, the best ad campaign over the last decade. Take that Progressive "Flo", Toyota "Jan", and you wannabe lizard from Geico.


              But they'll try to replace him and screw it up royally.
              You forgot the Mayhem dude as well.
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              • #8
                Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                You forgot the Mayhem dude as well.
                Flo, Jan, the wannabe lizard, mayhem dude, and AT&T Lily combined aren't tMIMITW's beard.


                He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

                http://www.livin3.com/100-most-inter...e-world-quotes
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                • #9
                  Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  http://www.livin3.com/100-most-inter...e-world-quotes
                  unfortunately some of those are recycled Chuck Norris fact

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                  • #10
                    Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                    Originally posted by BassAle View Post
                    unfortunately some of those are recycled Chuck Norris fact
                    He taught the martial arts to Chuck Norris.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                      He taught the martial arts to Chuck Norris.
                      Chuck is 76, too. Darn shame, otherwise he'd be the perfect replacement.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                        Didn't he warn a psychic once?

                        Remember one time thinking "I'm really craving a Dos Equis". Then I thought, "that stuff tastes like sh !t, why do I want one?" Its those commercials. Best ad campaign EVAH!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                          Originally posted by Rover View Post
                          Didn't he warn a psychic once?

                          Remember one time thinking "I'm really craving a Dos Equis". Then I thought, "that stuff tastes like sh !t, why do I want one?" Its those commercials. Best ad campaign EVAH!
                          The only time I'd drink a DE would be if the other choice was Corona.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                            Why would one drink Mexican beer?

                            Mas tequila, por favor.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Most Interesting Man Retiring ...

                              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                              Why would one drink Mexican beer?

                              Mas tequila, por favor.
                              I'd never have agreed with this but a couple weeks ago in Ithaca I had a Corzo añejo and ay Dios mia that is good.

                              The trick with Tequila is, more than any* other alcohol I have had, quality matters.

                              (* full disclosure, this is because I find whiskey, scotch and bourbon to all taste like paint thinnner, even the best stuff. YMMV.)
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