My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

[Ralph Baer]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.

It shouldn't be difficult for you. Janet Reno is one of Cornell's illustrious alumnae.

[joecct]

I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.

But not with Barbara Mikulski?

[Kepler]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Janet Reno was no midget.

I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.

[bigmrg74]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.

Janet Reno was no midget.

[joecct]

It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.

Were Janet Reno and Garrison Keillor seperated at birth?

[omahasioux1]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Desperate Housewives was cancelled years ago.

Who would know that?

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

Every article? You never made it past the whisky ads, did you?

Oh, Wisconsin...

It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.

*vom*

[Kepler]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

So there she was at this house party, watching us play beer bong in the basement, her chubby midget hands wrapped around the long neck of a beer bottle.

It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.

[bigmrg74]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

If this were the Penthouse Forums, he would've joined in on the action and began the story, "I never thought this could happen to me, but..."

So there she was at this house party, watching us play beer bong in the basement, her chubby midget hands wrapped around the long neck of a beer bottle.

[Slap Shot]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

When did USCHO swap IP addresses with Penthouse Forum?

You mean when did you confuse your USCHO login for your PF login?

[St. Clown]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

I had a very similar with Penthouse as a young teenager. Reading them, I experienced an initial and mounting sense of awe and excitement followed by a deflated feeling. Just about every time, regardless of the article.

Every article? You never made it past the whisky ads, did you?

[burd]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

When I was a very young teenager, I came across the Penthouse stash one of my older brothers had. Reading them at the time, some of the stuff they had in those stories just had me in awe. Then came the realization what was going on there and it left me wholly disappointed.

I had a very similar with Penthouse as a young teenager. Reading them, I experienced an initial and mounting sense of awe and excitement followed by a deflated feeling. Just about every time, regardless of the article.

[Kepler]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

I'm curious as to the percentage of those written by their readers and those "submissions" written by their staff.

My guess is they never got one single reader letter.

I also remember realizing, about 12 or 13, that it was all fake. It was like losing Santa Claus.

[St. Clown]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

"... then I had this experience at a Large Midwestern University." I grew up thinking Michigan and Iowa were hotbeds for kinky sex.

I'm curious as to the percentage of those written by their readers and those "submissions" written by their staff. Assuming that even those submitted by readers weren't entirely (mostly) truthful, was it something like 1 of 20 were actually submitted by a reader?

When I was a very young teenager, I came across the Penthouse stash one of my older brothers had. Reading them at the time, some of the stuff they had in those stories just had me in awe. Then came the realization what was going on there and it left me wholly disappointed.

[Kepler]

Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

If this were the Penthouse Forums, he would've joined in on the action and began the story, "I never thought this could happen to me, but..."

"... then I had this experience at a Large Midwestern University." I grew up thinking Michigan and Iowa were hotbeds for kinky sex.