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  • #31
    Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    If this were the Penthouse Forums, he would've joined in on the action and began the story, "I never thought this could happen to me, but..."
    "... then I had this experience at a Large Midwestern University." I grew up thinking Michigan and Iowa were hotbeds for kinky sex.
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    • #32
      Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      "... then I had this experience at a Large Midwestern University." I grew up thinking Michigan and Iowa were hotbeds for kinky sex.
      I'm curious as to the percentage of those written by their readers and those "submissions" written by their staff. Assuming that even those submitted by readers weren't entirely (mostly) truthful, was it something like 1 of 20 were actually submitted by a reader?

      When I was a very young teenager, I came across the Penthouse stash one of my older brothers had. Reading them at the time, some of the stuff they had in those stories just had me in awe. Then came the realization what was going on there and it left me wholly disappointed.
      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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      • #33
        Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

        Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
        I'm curious as to the percentage of those written by their readers and those "submissions" written by their staff.
        My guess is they never got one single reader letter.

        I also remember realizing, about 12 or 13, that it was all fake. It was like losing Santa Claus.
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        • #34
          Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
          When I was a very young teenager, I came across the Penthouse stash one of my older brothers had. Reading them at the time, some of the stuff they had in those stories just had me in awe. Then came the realization what was going on there and it left me wholly disappointed.
          I had a very similar with Penthouse as a young teenager. Reading them, I experienced an initial and mounting sense of awe and excitement followed by a deflated feeling. Just about every time, regardless of the article.

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          • #35
            Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

            Originally posted by burd View Post
            I had a very similar with Penthouse as a young teenager. Reading them, I experienced an initial and mounting sense of awe and excitement followed by a deflated feeling. Just about every time, regardless of the article.
            Every article? You never made it past the whisky ads, did you?
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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            • #36
              Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
              When did USCHO swap IP addresses with Penthouse Forum?
              You mean when did you confuse your USCHO login for your PF login?

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              • #37
                Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                If this were the Penthouse Forums, he would've joined in on the action and began the story, "I never thought this could happen to me, but..."
                So there she was at this house party, watching us play beer bong in the basement, her chubby midget hands wrapped around the long neck of a beer bottle.
                bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                It just happens.


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                • #38
                  Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                  Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                  So there she was at this house party, watching us play beer bong in the basement, her chubby midget hands wrapped around the long neck of a beer bottle.
                  It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.
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                  • #39
                    Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                    Every article? You never made it past the whisky ads, did you?
                    Oh, Wisconsin...

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.
                    *vom*

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                    • #40
                      Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                      Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
                      Desperate Housewives was cancelled years ago.
                      Who would know that?

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.
                        Were Janet Reno and Garrison Keillor seperated at birth?
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                        • #42
                          Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          It's been 25 years. Let Janet Reno alone.
                          Janet Reno was no midget.
                          bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                          It just happens.


                          nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                          leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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                          • #43
                            Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                            Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                            Janet Reno was no midget.
                            I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.
                              But not with Barbara Mikulski?
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                              • #45
                                Re: My Mom is Dating a 27 year old..

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                I confuse her with Donna Sha-na-na.
                                It shouldn't be difficult for you. Janet Reno is one of Cornell's illustrious alumnae.
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