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  • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

    Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
    I agreed 100% right off the bat, and I was a junior in high school.

    Overall though, he's still an idiot. Obviously.
    Agreed.
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    • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

      Well no < bleep >. What kind of < bleep > < bleep > idiots didn't < bleep >know that all < bleep > ready. Do these people have < bleep > for brains. < bleep > < bleep >. Pull your head out of your < bleep > and get a < bleep > clue. < bleep > < bleep > < bleep > morons.

      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...-a6770486.html

      As a wise life coach once told me: < bleep > the < bleeping >< bleepers >< bleepingly > before the < bleeping > < bleepers > < bleep > the < bleep > out of you*!


      *And that's noun, verb, adjective, and adverb all in one sentence.
      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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      • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
        Well no < bleep >. What kind of < bleep > < bleep > idiots didn't < bleep >know that all < bleep > ready. Do these people have < bleep > for brains. < bleep > < bleep >. Pull your head out of your < bleep > and get a < bleep > clue. < bleep > < bleep > < bleep > morons.

        http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...-a6770486.html

        As a wise life coach once told me: < bleep > the < bleeping >< bleepers >< bleepingly > before the < bleeping > < bleepers > < bleep > the < bleep > out of you*!


        *And that's noun, verb, adjective, and adverb all in one sentence.
        Gerund?
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        • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          Gerund?
          I'm pretty sure the second < bleeping > is technically a gerund. Do I < bleeping > look like a < bleep > < bleep > no-good, worthless < bleep >, < bleeping > English < bleeping > major?
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          • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

            How Stupid People Really Are
            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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            • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              A North Carolina town council approved a sweeping moratorium on solar power development after residents presented fears that solar panels cause cancer and drain the Sun's energy, leaving their town dark and devoid of plant life.

              The Woodland Town Council was meeting to re-zone land for a proposed solar power project from Strata Solar Company. During the meeting, a retired science teacher raised concerns "that photosynthesis, which depends upon sunlight, would not happen and would keep the plants from growing," local newspaper The Roanoke-Chowan News-Herald reports.

              She attempted to substantiate to her claim by adding that she had "observed areas near solar panels where the plants are brown and dead because they did not get enough sunlight."
              I just, um... yeah, I got nothing. Both of those paragraphs are just mind boggling. The town's future students are in a better place now that she's retired from teaching The Natural Philosophies.
              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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              • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                The stupid! It burns!
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                • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                  Of all the things posted in these threads over the years, this takes the cake. This 'science teacher' is either certifiable, or on the take. Nobody can be that stupid on purpose. Can they?

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                  • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    I'm speechless.
                    **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                      U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                      Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                      I spell Failure with UAF

                      Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                      Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                      • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                        God I wish this story was from the Onion.
                        bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                        It just happens.


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                        leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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                        • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                          Cause cancer? That's one thing. Draining the sun's energy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueywqUBW3oM

                          I'll give them the argument about vegetation, but there is a fairly simple solution to that. As a hint, there are panels in Arizona, and the plants in North Carolina are OK...

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                          • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                            Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                            God I wish this story was from the Onion.
                            I honestly thought it was I had to read it 3 times to believe it...
                            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                            -aparch

                            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                            -INCH

                            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                            • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                              Can't wait for them to figure out a way to make arithmetic racist... http://nypost.com/2015/12/14/school-...uncomfortable/

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                              • Re: Nice Planet XI: Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!

                                Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                                Can't wait for them to figure out a way to make arithmetic racist... http://nypost.com/2015/12/14/school-...uncomfortable/
                                “We have all come to the conclusion that the community costs of reading this book in 11th grade outweigh the literary benefits,” principal Art Hall said in a letter to parents.

                                Hall said students were challenged by the use of the racial slur, and felt the school was not being inclusive enough.
                                Well, for ****'s sake, let's not challenge our children and prepare them for life after high school! Why would we do that when the rest of the world is out there to coddle them into their safe zones and keep the boogie men at bay?
                                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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