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  • #91
    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

    Originally posted by unofan View Post
    LOL. You clearly never dated Catholic school girls growing up. Let's just say single sex schools had the opposite effect of what you're saying.
    No thit, Therlock. 11/12 years of Catholic eddication and HS was all boys.

    But don't forget that back in the day there was the Ivy League and the Seven Sisters. And Clarkson was all men until the late 60's/early 70's (note that period was the most successful for our hockey team).
    CCT '77 & '78
    4 kids
    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
    - Benjamin Franklin

    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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    • #92
      Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

      Originally posted by Timothy A View Post
      Well maytee, the amazing thing in Africa is AIDs is much more prevalent, all the more reason to keep your tool in the drawer until you are ready to build permanently. I'm not sure if premarital sex is more prevalent in Africa or North America.
      The education is so poor and so focused on 'just no sex ever' that they don't even know how they can get aids or what a condom even is. Being in the same room or being breathed on by someone with aids? Well that seems like a reasonable way to get it.

      They have so little education past wait till marriage that marriage itself is a pronounced risk of getting HIV for women. The husbands believing that cause they are married they don't need to ever wear a condom. Abstinence backfire!

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      • #93
        Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

        Originally posted by Foxton View Post
        They have so little education past wait till marriage that marriage itself is a pronounced risk of getting HIV for women. The husbands believing that cause they are married they don't need to ever wear a condom. Abstinence backfire!
        That is so ignorant. Everybody knows you need to rape a baby.
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        • #94
          Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          I believe Frank Zappa had a song about this... ;-)

          I can also readily attest to the truth of unofan's comments. Every boy in my high school knew that to maximize ROI you went directly to the parochial school girls. All the constant drumbeat of protecting their precious did was tee them up for the first 3 wood to come along. Public high school Catholic girls, ironically, were a lock pickers' nightmare.
          Forgot this one - a Good Catholic Girl was told to bring three things on a date:
          (1) Newspaper
          (2) Hat pin / safety pin
          (3) Rosary

          The newspaper was to put on the boy's lap if you had to sit on it. The pin was to protect yourself from the inevitable unwanted advances. The rosary was for when (1) and (2) failed.

          And Good Catholic Girls never wore black patent leather shoes as Wicked Boys would be able to see the reflection of the GCG's unmentionables on the shoes.
          CCT '77 & '78
          4 kids
          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • #95
            Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            Forgot this one - a Good Catholic Girl was told to bring three things on a date:
            (1) Newspaper
            (2) Hat pin / safety pin
            (3) Rosary

            The newspaper was to put on the boy's lap if you had to sit on it. The pin was to protect yourself from the inevitable unwanted advances. The rosary was for when (1) and (2) failed.

            And Good Catholic Girls never wore black patent leather shoes as Wicked Boys would be able to see the reflection of the GCG's unmentionables on the shoes.
            Don't forget, when dancing with a member of the opposite sex, leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • #96
              Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

              Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
              Don't forget, when dancing with a member of the opposite sex, leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit.
              And 48 kids in the classroom. All well behaved...
              Rising as one when Father walked into the classroom and reciting in unison "Good morning Father Boland." Then Father would talk to Sister in front of the class asking if we were learning and were obedient. Then he would give us his blessing (and we were on our knees) as he left the class.

              Baltimore Catechism. Let me tell you God does exist and His personal representative was the Pastor of the parish!

              In closing, go to your local library and read 3 books by John Powers
              The Last Catholic in America
              Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Upwards?
              The Unoriginal Sinner and Ice Cream God.
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #97
                Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                And 48 kids in the classroom. All well behaved...
                Rising as one when Father walked into the classroom and reciting in unison "Good morning Father Boland." Then Father would talk to Sister in front of the class asking if we were learning and were obedient. Then he would give us his blessing (and we were on our knees) as he left the class.

                Baltimore Catechism. Let me tell you God does exist and His personal representative was the Pastor of the parish!

                In closing, go to your local library and read 3 books by John Powers
                The Last Catholic in America
                Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Upwards?
                The Unoriginal Sinner and Ice Cream God.
                Our grade was basically the bad grade in our school. The nun principal even "hired" the grade above us to keep us in line on the playground. We got the yearbook to not get published for 2 years, due to "inappropriate comments written in the yearbooks" and such.

                My brother was two years behind me. And their class was actually worse at times. He had a classmate (childhood friend of ours) get a nun to say, and I quote, "My dear, you are the reason for abortions." /truestory
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • #98
                  Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                  Different generations -- I'm 59, you're hopefully much younger Dad to Be.
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • #99
                    Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                    Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    Different generations -- I'm 59, you're hopefully much younger Dad to Be.
                    I'm about to go over the proverbial hill.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • #100
                      Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                      I'm about to go over the proverbial hill.
                      It's hills from here on out, trust me.
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                      • #101
                        Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                        Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                        Don't forget, when dancing with a member of the opposite sex, leave enough room in between you for the Holy Spirit.
                        "Why are the best dates Catholic girls?"

                        "If they'll swallow that, they'll swallow anything."
                        Cornell University
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                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • #102
                          Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                          Yes, we apparently do have one.
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                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #103
                            Re: The "I Can't Believe There's No Abortion Thread" Abortion Thread

                            @EWTN: Texas governor mandates burial or cremation of aborted fetuses: Austin, Texas, Jul 8, 2016 / 07:03 am (EWTN N... http://bit.ly/29BCOXe
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              @EWTN: Texas governor mandates burial or cremation of aborted fetuses: Austin, Texas, Jul 8, 2016 / 07:03 am (EWTN N... http://bit.ly/29BCOXe
                              Back when I still had cable, I always wondered who watched the Catholic channel. Now I know (and knowing is half the battle)...

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                              • #105
                                Originally posted by unofan View Post
                                Back when I still had cable, I always wondered who watched the Catholic channel. Now I know (and knowing is half the battle)...
                                When Mother Angelica ran the network, I did. Not anymore. The network is now in the USCCB pocket.

                                Citing a twitter feed does not equate viewership. Yeesh!
                                CCT '77 & '78
                                4 kids
                                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                                - Benjamin Franklin

                                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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