Really Terrible Puns, v 10

[MissThundercat]

I bought a GPS for my car. All it kept telling me was to "go your own way." When I got home, I looked at the box again, and as it turns out, I bought the Fleetwood Mac model.

[BlackI]

Fort night ... means four score for ten days. You know that and everyone knows this.

I accidentally lost a battle. But I can win a war, I believe.

[BlackI]

You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."

Fort night ... means four score for ten days. You know that and everyone knows this.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

Off topic for a second - I found it sort of ludicrous that when we went shopping last week, the shelves were totally empty of all hand sanitizer and all isopropyl alcohol. While at the same time there was an abundance of soaps for hand washing piled high on the shelves.

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I had a difficult time in becoming a Dermatologist. I had to start from scratch!

But was finally successful since I made no rash decisions.

[huskyfan]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

Covid 19
slow the spread of disease
use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

Social distance
Introverts sure love it
I need 6 feet, stay away from me!

ear worm for the day ...

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

Covid 19
slow the spread of disease
use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

Social distance
Introverts sure love it
I need 6 feet, stay away from me!

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

:d.

I love medical jokes, but PMS jokes are not funny. Period!

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

I bought a pig from Spain. Named him porque.

[jericho]

my nurse came into my office just now and told me i had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her i couldn't see him.

:d.

[joecct]

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Guess I'll have to scout for silver?

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

[DrDemento]

Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

My nurse came into my office just now and told me I had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her I couldn't see him.