"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
I'd like to thank those of you who helped me define the word "many." It really means a lot.
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Cop: Do you mind identifying the body? I have to warn you, the body was hacked up.
Me: That's him. That's my brother Reese.
Cop. Are you sure?
Me: (sobbing) Those are Reese's Pieces.
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A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
A stoner, a Jedi, and a surgeon all walk into a bar.
Blunt force trauma.
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"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates Patreon for exclusive writing content Adventures With Amber Marie
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"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates Patreon for exclusive writing content Adventures With Amber Marie
Knight 1: Why are you fighting me with a block of cheese?
Knight 2: It's extra sharp.
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