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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    And then they get integrated into society.
    Sum people

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    • Originally posted by owslachief View Post
      Sum people
      You have all the answers!
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      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

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      - Benjamin Franklin

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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        I find most of these responses rather derivative.
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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        • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          I find most of these responses rather derivative.
          We have our limits.
          CCT '77 & '78
          4 kids
          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            We have our limits.
            Have they ever approached zero?
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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            • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
              Have they ever approached zero?
              with certain posters, yes (just as I assume they have with me).
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                We have our limits.


                (Sorry, you may go back to your jokes)
                U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                I spell Failure with UAF

                Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

                  We don't have any gigs yet.
                  Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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                  • Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                    So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

                    We don't have any gigs yet.
                    That bytes
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                      So a couple of my friends and I started a band. We're called 1023 MB.

                      We don't have any gigs yet.
                      What's the word? Any nibbles?
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        What's with all the hate for necromancers? Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Somebody asked me how many people work in my office.

                          "About half."
                          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            My neighbor named his dogs Rolex and Timex.

                            They're watch dogs.
                            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              @CapCareyWDT: If you are on Keto or Atkins can you still watch Indianapolis Carb Day?
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Saw on a friends FB:

                                There once was a girl from Purdue
                                Who kept a young cat in a pew
                                She taught it to speak
                                Alphabetical Greek
                                But it never got farther than μ
                                “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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