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  • #631
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I asked a friend "what's the best part about living in Switzerland?"

    He responded "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!"
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    • #632
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Why did Jesus get banned from the Craps table?

      He always brought his own paradise
      Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

      WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.

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      • #633
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by jericho View Post
        Why did Jesus get banned from the Craps table?

        He always brought his own paradise
        What about Jesus really PO'd Popeye?

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        • #634
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by owslachief View Post
          What about Jesus really PO'd Popeye?
          The time He went to Mt. Olive

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          • #635
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
            ... on my own Accord.
            Acts 1:14 ... Jesus' ride share with mom and the siblings.
            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

            North Dakota Hockey:

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            • #636
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              One tectonic plate bumped into the other and said "sorry, my fault."
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              • #637
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Some people think my puns are juvenile. I think of them as full groan.
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                • #638
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.

                  Pun in, ten dead.
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                  • #639
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Q: Do you know why an Irish bean soup typically has 239 beans in it?

                    A: Yes - that's the maximum number of beans before it becomes too farty

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                    • #640
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Q: Why isn't poker typically played on an African safari?

                      A: Too many cheetahs

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                      • #641
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Is Velcro a rip off?
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                        • #642
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          The patron saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.
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                          • #643
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            Is Velcro a rip off?
                            Yes, buy this instead:
                            https://www.3m.com/3M/en_US/company-...94857497&rt=r3
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
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                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #644
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Students know this, so they need to divide and conquer, and hopefully... subtract them one by one.
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                              • #645
                                Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                                We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Students know this, so they need to divide and conquer, and hopefully... subtract them one by one.
                                And then they get integrated into society.
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                                - Benjamin Franklin

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