A friend of mine was talking about the Five-Second Rule the other day. I could not figure out how inbounding a basketball had anything to do with picking food up off the floor.
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
FF, I am an experienced trail runner. I usually trail everybody.
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Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
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Espresso may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
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I started writing a screen play in hopes of selling it to be made into a movie. It was about a former CIA operative who's daughter gets kidnapped and sold as a sex slave while he goes to rescue her.
Unfortunately I found out that plot was taken.
Then I thought well, maybe the CIA guy could get kidnapped by the family of someone he killed earlier and his daughter could help rescue him.
But that plot was taken too.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
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I'm at a reception, and a South African man of Dutch descent walks into the room. The person next to me sees him, rolls her eyes, and leans over to whisper to me "Don't get trapped in a conversation with him; that guy is such a Boer!"
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
I was at a party once, and I lost my watch. I looked over, saw some guy harassing a woman while stepping on my watch. So I walked over and punched him in the face, breaking his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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Charlie Brown and Snoopy were on a flight. Flight attendant walks up to them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve Peanuts on this flight."
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Sheep dog: All 30 sheep are ready, farmer.
Farmer: But I only count 26.
Sheep dog: I know; I rounded them up.
This one is pretty baaad, even by my standards.
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So you're a vegan, and that means you won't wear leather. Are you sure your opinion can't be suede?
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