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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    When people ask why I'm agnostic, I tell them I don't know.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand later.
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        http://archbishopcranmer.com/elevati...and-pantomime/

        Check the comments. There are plenty of good puns.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the woods drawing perfect circles.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            O U T

            Sorry I spaced out.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
              CCT '77 & '78
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              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                From Psych:

                Carlton Lassiter: Hey, we found prints.
                Shawn Spencer: Was he in a little red corvette?
                Burton 'Gus' Guster: Under the cherry moon?
                Carlton Lassiter: FINGER prints!
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  What do you call dental X-rays?

                  Tooth pics.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    A philosopher during a space walk
                    "My suit has a leak. Ergo, I die."
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                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Jeopardy last night had a category called "Punny Knights."

                      Questions included "who is Sir Loin?", "Who is Sir Cumstantial?", "Who is Sir Ly?"
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Adjectives for $200

                        Laura Ingalls Wilder's mom was Laura Ingalls Wild.
                        Her daughter was Laura Ingalls Wildest.
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          May the fourth be with you.

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                          • Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                            May the fourth be with you.
                            Tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth.
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                            • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth.
                              Shouldn't that be in the drinking thread?
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                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Walked by an old shoe shop today, and the sign said...

                                I will heel you...
                                I will save your sole...
                                I will even DYE for you.
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