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  • Guy: you're the most average girl here.
    Girl: wow, you're mean.
    Guy: no, you are.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      Guy: you're the most average girl here.
      Girl: wow, you're mean.
      Guy: no, you are.
      Were they standing in the median when they discussed this?
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        Were they standing in the median when they discussed this?
        The mode of this conversation is quite disturbing.
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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        • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          The mode of this conversation is quite disturbing.
          The couple then went for a drive but crashed at the infamous bell curve.
          CCT '77 & '78
          4 kids
          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            Guy: you're the most average girl here.
            Girl: wow, you're mean.
            Guy: no, you are.

            She has a weird sexual fetish, but at least it's a Standard Deviation.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              To find the volume of pizza:

              If depth=a and radius=z, then pi*z*z*a.
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Two fathers are talking:

                Dad 1: My son came out to me as transgender.
                Dad 2: So... does that make you transparent?
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Rehab is for quitters.
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

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                  • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                    Rehab is for quitters.
                    I thought rehab was when you got traded back to Montreal. My apologies.
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      I thought rehab was when you got traded back to Montreal. My apologies.
                      That was so bad I should Canuck you in head. No Sens taking it further. Instead, I'll Leaf. Yup. Gotta Jet. Flame away. Oil catch ya later.
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        I thought rehab was when you got traded back to Montreal. My apologies.
                        This just Expos'd you as a bad punster.
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                        • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                          That was so bad I should Canuck you in head. No Sens taking it further. Instead, I'll Leaf. Yup. Gotta Jet. Flame away. Oil catch ya later.
                          Isle have the Lone Ranger save me!
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            Isle have the Lone Ranger save me!
                            Faster than Lightning in a Hurricane some Predator Bruins the joke.
                            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                              Faster than Lightning in a Hurricane some Predator Bruins the joke.
                              this Wild thread is one of the Stars of USCHO, just an Avalanche of fun.
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                              • Originally posted by jericho View Post
                                this Wild thread is one of the Stars of USCHO, just an Avalanche of fun.
                                And then on Red Wings, this thread will jump the Sharks.
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