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  • So apostrophes can be pretty cool, though they can be possessive.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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      • Hulk Hogan: When I was younger, I struggled with manic depression.
        Reporter: So you're saying you had to... wrestle mania?

        The reporter got leg dropped.
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        • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Hulk Hogan: When I was younger, I struggled with manic depression.
          Reporter: So you're saying you had to... wrestle mania?

          The reporter got leg dropped.
          Is an office building devoted to ambulance chasers the SuePlex?
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          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            Is an office building devoted to ambulance chasers the SuePlex?
            That's no Stone Cold Stunner.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              What do you get when you cross a bear and a deer?

              Beer.
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              • Why is Peter Pan always flying?
                Because he neverlands.
                Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  What do you get when you cross a bear and a deer?

                  Beer.
                  better outcome than a dare, I suppose...
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    I see that a lifetime achievement award for most compelling writer of suspense novels goes to Paige Turner....
                    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                      better outcome than a dare, I suppose...
                      but not as good as a dear.

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                      • Did you hear about the pizza without toppings? There was mushroom for improvement.
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                        • A leprechaun asked me for $5. Said he was a little short.
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                          • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            A leprechaun asked me for $5. Said he was a little short.
                            But he was golden.
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                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

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                            • Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

                              Eh, let's skip it.
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Son: Dad, the dentist says that bacon and soda works just as good as toothpaste!
                                Dad: That's baking soda, son.
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